| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3803 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4557 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
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| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 8453 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 95 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
Join us and experience the excitement of balancing on a bench with no back support, all while feeling self-conscious in your tight skinny jeans. Who needs a supportive cushion when you have the thrill of constantly balancing to avoid falling?
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the ultimate showdown with your friends as they call you dramatic and shitty for leaving over a seat. Will you be the asshole in this intense game of friendship drama? Join our server now to find out!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2739 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 7549 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9062 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 66 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
we have diamond rain on jupiter, creeper-infested moons, and even a secret portal to the land of unicorns. our community is so friendly, you’ll think you’re chatting with aliens from a far-off galaxy.
so grab your pickaxe, hop on a rocket ship, and join us for the most out-of-this-world minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream…unless you’re on our discord channel. then everyone can hear you scream.
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9006 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
And get this, fam – we got a pet zombie named Zombo who be protectin’ our base from creepers and skeletons. He even knows how to do the floss dance, it’s lit! Plus, we got a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but way more dangerous!
Oh, and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We got players dukin’ it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, it’s a bloodbath out there! But hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server – no mercy, no prisoners!
So come join us on dis insane Minecraft server, where the food waste is low but the fun is off the charts! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 3078 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who like to live life on the edge.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level.
And don’t even get me started on our FAQ section – we’ve got tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. Plus, our link hub will blow your mind!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7104 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1562 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9000 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 92 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6629 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 4301 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 8886 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5356 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 8863 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7511 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 65 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | New Chunks Explored: | 733017 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 7710 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 143 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 682 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 9372 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!
And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3971 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9493 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
