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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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