Are you tired of being stuck in the half-chan brainlet pit? Want to break free from the glowkike surveillance state ops? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where the only based woman alive will guide you to enlightenment! Join us as we denounce the Talmud, discuss Peter Thiel, and uncover the secrets of the universe. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. So come on, join us and let’s break free from the shackles of the glowkike surveillance state ops together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed: 37 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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