BeerMatsBanditBanned

aita, Allowed, bar, beer mats, BeerMatsBanditBanned, co worker, cutting off, days off, Drinking, Drunk, JOKE, law, License, mats drinking, rules, Serve, serving, Strict, supervisor, Warning

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules? Join our server for a wild and crazy time! We have a strict no-drunk policy, just like the bar in this story. But instead of beer mats, we have diamond blocks for you to drink from!

Imagine the hilarity of watching your friends stumble around trying to mine while drunk on diamond juice. And don’t worry, our supervisor (28F) will keep everyone in line, just like in the bar. So come join us for a drink (of diamonds) and see if you can handle the madness. Remember, you are not allowed to be drunk…but you are allowed to have a blast!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Alien Abductions:	5	Crops Grown:	2735
Dimension Hops:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Emeralds Found:	8400	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Towns Built:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!