BeerMatsBanditBanned

aita, Allowed, bar, beer mats, BeerMatsBanditBanned, co worker, cutting off, days off, Drinking, Drunk, JOKE, law, License, mats drinking, rules, Serve, serving, Strict, supervisor, Warning

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Runes Activated:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Chimeras Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules? Join our server for a wild and crazy time! We have a strict no-drunk policy, just like the bar in this story. But instead of beer mats, we have diamond blocks for you to drink from!

Imagine the hilarity of watching your friends stumble around trying to mine while drunk on diamond juice. And don’t worry, our supervisor (28F) will keep everyone in line, just like in the bar. So come join us for a drink (of diamonds) and see if you can handle the madness. Remember, you are not allowed to be drunk…but you are allowed to have a blast!

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1237
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	3981	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Votes:	7036	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Animals Bred:	151

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ores Mined:	4266	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	1198
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Epic Quests Completed:	22

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
New Chunks Explored:	834784	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
New Chunks Explored:	736948	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mines Excavated:	1047	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Animals Bred:	139
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7674
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Votes:	2065

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Star Shards Collected:	225	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	132	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	207	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.