Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Uncle drama can’t compare to the chaos that awaits you! Join us for a wild ride filled with rebellious nieces, stolen beers, and hot-wired cars – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Forget about boring old water in the fridge, on our server, you’ll have access to all the virtual Gatorade you can drink (if you’re into that sort of thing). And don’t worry about age restrictions, because in our world, everyone’s age is just a number!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a virtual hot-wired car adventure with Alissa herself! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time and leave the drama at the door (or in this case, the guest room). See you there!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Herobrine Sightings: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
Magical Moments Shared: 12 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Crops Grown: 1500 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 393 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY