Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of falling asleep every time you see that annoying player on your current server? Well, fear no more, because on our server, that player is banned for being too boring! Join us and never worry about snoozing off again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will give you diamonds if you can beat it in a dance-off. So come on over and get ready to boogie with the undead poultry!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T S M P

    B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game! Picture this: a showdown between two players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and a bunch of angry chickens. Who will emerge victorious? Join our server to find out and be a part of the most epic fights in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ExBoyfriendLove911

    ExBoyfriendLove911
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with love triangles, family drama, and emotional rollercoasters!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon your boyfriend staring longingly at his ex-girlfriend. But don’t worry, he swears he’s not in love with her – he just cares for her deeply. And when tragedy strikes, watch as he shuts everyone out, except for his ex who he sobs in the arms of at the funeral.

    But wait, there’s more! His family doesn’t fully accept you, with his mom treating his ex like a daughter and giving you the cold shoulder. Will you be able to win them over and prove that you’re the one for him?

    Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have this much drama to mine through?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 496 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

    AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

    One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

    But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

    If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Animals Bred: 124 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

    CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment
    Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Terra Nova: Where adults play with blocks and pretend they understand economy without spending real money

    Terra Nova: Where adults play with blocks and pretend they understand economy without spending real money

    Terra Nova Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla Minecraft with Creative and Minigame worlds
    Website https://terranovasmp.net/
    Discord https://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh
    Currency Diamonds
    Special Features Accelerated tree decay, ability to hide armor, create own shops with NPCs

    FAQ

    What is the currency used on Terra Nova?

    Diamonds are used as the currency on Terra Nova.

    Are there weekly events on the server?

    Yes, Terra Nova hosts weekly events such as parkour challenges, minigames, and group builds.

    What special features/plugins does Terra Nova have?

    Terra Nova has accelerated tree decay, the option to hide armor, and the ability to create your own shops with NPCs.

    Is there a Creative and Minigame world on Terra Nova?

    Yes, there is an integrated Creative and Minigame world where players can switch between different game modes.

    Can players explore the world using BlueMap?

    Yes, the BlueMap feature allows players to interact and explore the world without physically traveling to different locations.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Alien Abductions: 1 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Crops Grown: 8847
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old celebrities? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the latest celeb gossip and drama! Join us as we recreate the hottest celebrity feuds and scandals in the world of Minecraft.

    Ever wanted to see Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift battle it out in a PvP arena? Or watch Justin Bieber build a rollercoaster with Miley Cyrus? Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few copyright laws).

    But that’s not all! Our server also features exclusive mini-games like “Kanye’s Quest for the Perfect Selfie” and “Beyoncé’s Beyhive Battle Royale.” And don’t forget to check out our custom skins, including a diamond-encrusted Ariana Grande and a pixelated version of The Rock.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest celebrity showdown in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a virtual Leonardo DiCaprio crying over his Oscar.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP

    Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a waifu thread where you can declare your undying love for your favorite Minecraft character. Want to marry a pixelated pig? Go for it, no judgment here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary rurus, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can find them. Some say they can even teach you how to fly in Minecraft without using a single block of dirt.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? He may explode every now and then, but hey, who doesn’t have a short fuse every once in a while?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive surprises). Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Runes Activated: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • KindCraft SMP: Kindness Counts

    KindCraft SMP: Kindness Counts
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of being randomly gifted diamonds by our resident unicorn player, who goes by the name SparkleFarts! One time, a player was lost in the Nether and SparkleFarts appeared out of nowhere, guiding them to safety with a trail of rainbow blocks. It was truly a magical moment that brought the whole server together in laughter and awe. So come join us for a chance to encounter mythical creatures and unexpected acts of kindness that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Enchantments Applied: 65

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyQueers

    CraftyQueers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cool cats and kittens! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, people with two same-sex parents are known as “Double Trouble Duos” and they rule the land with their magical powers. Mom and mom? Dad and dad? How about Fairy Godmother and Wizard Dad? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Towns Built: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

    RainbowCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy drama? well, do i have the server for u! our server is like a soap opera mixed with minecraft, like, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

    we got this one time where the parliament speaker signed this anti-LGBTQ law after the president was like nah, not gonna sign that. it was, like, so wild, u wouldn’t believe it! u can join our server and be part of the drama, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold.

    plus, we got all the usual minecraft stuff too, like building and mining and all that jazz. but, like, who needs that when u can be part of a political showdown in a blocky world? so come join us, it’s gonna be a riot!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • F16Craft: Ukraine Edition

    F16Craft: Ukraine Edition
    come join our minecraft server and fly around like ukraine’s new F-16 fighter jets!!! we got all the crazy planes and helicopters u can imagine, plus u can battle ur friends in the sky like a true warrior!!! we even have a secret base where u can launch missiles at unsuspecting players, mwahaha!!! join now and dominate the skies with us!!!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Potions Brewed: 36
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ExeosCraft: Where you can mine for diamonds and love in equal measure

    ExeosCraft: Where you can mine for diamonds and love in equal measure

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    🌟 Why Choose Us?

    • 🌍 Stability: Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    • 🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our promise.
    • 🎁 Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    • 🌈 Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    • 🤖 Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    • 🎮 Cross-Platform: Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    🌐 Our Features:

    • 🌄 Permanent World: All builds are kept forever
    • 🌟 Level-Up System: All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    • 🐾 Pets: Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    • 🏡 Land Claim: Protect all your precious builds
    • 🪓 McMMO: Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    • 💰 Strong Economy: Thriving player economy
    • 🏆 Leaderboards: Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    • 🌟 Hard Difficulty: Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    • 🗳️ Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server reset regularly? No, our server has been up and running since June 2020 and will never reset its map.
    Are donations used for charity? Yes, all donations we receive go entirely to support various charities and giveaways.
    Is hate speech tolerated on the server? No, ExeosCraft is a safe space for all players and hate speech is not tolerated.
    Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server? No, we promise fairness for all players and zero pay-to-win features.
    How can I join the server? You can join using the Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com or Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 157
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Convert to Islam Minecraft Server

    Convert to Islam Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds and building epic structures alone? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into friendly villagers! That’s right, no more creepers blowing up your hard work. And if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you. So what are you waiting for? Join us and convert to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 24

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Total Bharatian Victory Minecraft SMP

    Total Bharatian Victory Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we strive for total Bharatian victory! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can access it.

    2. Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to ride a flying pig into battle?

    3. The owner of the server is rumored to be a wizard who can turn any block into a stack of emeralds with just a flick of his wand. Join us and you may just witness this magic firsthand.

    4. We host weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but TNT or riding a roller coaster made entirely of lava. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and help us achieve total Bharatian victory in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Dimension Hops: 14
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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