Once, a player rode a chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigs armed with nothing but a carrot. And they won!
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because you can fight back with your trusty diamond sword that shoots lasers! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary flying pig mount that lets you soar through the skies and rain down TNT on your enemies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that has been trained to do your bidding. Need a new castle built? Just command the dragon to do it for you! Want to prank your friends by turning their house into a giant cake? The dragon can make it happen!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP ever created? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
HavenGG is a brand new server run by people that have history in running servers in the past. We’re not looking to be the biggest server, we’re looking to become a close group. Dungeons & Taverns, jobs, shopkeepers, grief prevention, vein miner, and more. Custom items and mobs are coming in the future!
Must link Minecraft account to your Discord account to play (super easy to do! This helps keep griefers away). Visit HavenGG.xyz for a link to the Discord.
Hewwo! this is a comfortable russian server with vanilla survival, with strong protection from cheating, completely without private, wipes and donation. the server map is more than four years old, as it has not been reset since june 2020. i hope you like it as much as everyone who likes to survive as they please
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Latino players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the game that transported them to a world where English was the only language spoken. Despite their initial confusion, they quickly adapted and became fluent in the language, much to the amazement of the Jews and Arabs who had been struggling to communicate with each other for years.
But that’s not all! In this wacky world, anything is possible. You might find yourself embroiled in a heated debate about the origins of language one minute, only to be challenged to a dance-off by a group of friendly zombies the next. And who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the true power of language and communication.
So come join us on this absurd adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the language barrier and emerge victorious in the most bizarre Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
Welcome to the AvalonCS Minecraft DMMORPG Survival Server!
Dive into a world full of adventure, challenges, and endless possibilities. Our Minecraft server offers a truly immersive experience with unique features to keep you hooked. From custom quests and NPCs to player ranks and custom items, there’s something for everyone!
Key Features: RPG Experience: 8 characters, custom missions, and dialogues! Custom Ranks: free player ranks with exclusive perks. Rank Up System: Complete tasks to level up and unlock new perks! Custom Mechanics: New health bar, world selector, jobs & skills system, and over 400 quests to complete! Custom Items: 500+ new items, including vehicles, furniture, and weapons. Player Content: Auction house, player warps, vaults, and lands claiming! PvP Zones & Leveled Mobs: Battle players and stronger mobs for rewards!
IP: play.avalonia.sk:25588 Join today for the DMMORPG survival experience!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles. The catch? You have to do the floss dance while wearing a chicken costume. Winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Potato Gods themselves. Just be prepared to face off against evil potato monsters and navigate through a maze of potato traps.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, if you don’t have a sense of humor, this server is not for you.
Join us for a wild ride through the land of Skyrim, where dragons roam free and the NPCs have more drama than a reality TV show. Need a break from all the questing and looting? Check out our sister threads like /tg/tgesg/ for some Weekend Lore General shenanigans, or /aco/teslg/ for some Adult General fun (don’t worry, it’s all SFW…mostly).
And if you’re looking for a challenge, dive into our comprehensive combat mod list and gear up with our gear list for gear people. Trust us, you’ll need all the help you can get when you come face to face with our mega treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches.
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Elder Thread, here we come! 🐉🗡️🔮 #SkyrimSMP #MinecraftMadness
Servidor Minecraft RPG & Survival
Discover a complete Survival RPG experience with a ranking system and a vibrant economy! On our server, you can evolve your skills, explore challenging bosses, face mysterious dungeons and complete epic missions.
Game Modes and Exclusive Features We offer unique resources, such as jobs, pets and mounts, as well as clans to unite players. Customize your journey with new crafts, spawners, generators and furniture that make the gameplay unique. Participate in daily events like battle royale and battle pass, or challenge other players in PvP!
Community and Support Our friendly community is always ready to help! Join our Discord channels, follow our social media (YouTube, Instagram, TikTok) and visit our Wiki for complete guides and tutorials. For farming and crafting enthusiasts, the server offers new farming possibilities and exclusive textures that enrich the gaming experience.
Join now for a unique experience!
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
Join us for a wild ride as we build pixelated monuments to our favorite loli and shota characters, engage in epic battles with giant anime monsters, and embark on quests to collect the rarest hentai items in the game. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner lolicon or shotacon run wild in a world where anything goes (except for boring adult porn, of course). Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
Join us and choose between the Opiate Gang or the Benzo Bros as you embark on quests to find the rarest loot and conquer the most challenging dungeons. Who needs a 6 pack of beer when you can chug a potion of strength and take on a horde of creepers like a boss?
So come join us and leave your worries behind, because on our server, the only high you’ll be chasing is the adrenaline rush of surviving in the wild world of Minecraft!
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Join us and you’ll get to participate in epic battles against giant zombie llamas, build your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese, and even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil creepers!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and a magical wand that can turn your enemies into dancing llamas! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin!
Join us for outrageous requests, from weight gain to inflation, for any character you can think of – human, monster girl, anthropomorphic animals, you name it! Our Booru is filled with all the wild creations our community has come up with, so be sure to check it out.
Want to try your hand at drawing fatties? We’ve got resources for beginners and experienced artists alike. Show off your work, ask for help, and collaborate with others in our Drawing Improvement/Progress Thread.
Just remember, ignore the alogs, don’t hassle the artists, and delete your bumps like a pro. And whatever you do, don’t even think about requesting loli/shota characters – that’s a big no-no here.
So come on, jump into our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures and creations await you in our wacky world!
