BedrockBae – Minecraft SMP

BedrockBae, chemistry, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, Connection, creativity, Experience, experimentation, foreplay, good in bed, Intimacy, Listening, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, Passion, patience, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual skills, smp, Stamina, Technique

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	34	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Astral Projections Made:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, listen up fam, I gotta tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join, like ASAP. Bro, let me tell you, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some reasons that will blow your mind.

First off, the admins on this server are like Minecraft gods, they can literally make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little puppies. It’s insane, bro. And the players on this server? Let me tell you, they are the most epic gamers you will ever meet. They can build massive castles in like 5 minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But wait, there’s more. The economy on this server is so wild, you can buy a stack of diamonds for just one dirt block. I know, it sounds crazy, but it’s true. And the events they have? Bro, they once had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. I’m not even kidding.

So, if you want to experience the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to being good in bed while you’re at it. Just saying.

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Potions Brewed:	113	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	311	Towns Built:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ores Mined:	6041
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ores Mined:	3281
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Ores Mined:	1722
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Void Gems Collected:	40	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

Alternative Medicine, antioxidant-rich, berry, blocks, blood glucose levels, dietary supplement, Elderberry juice, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, herbal remedies, holistic health, holistic wellness, immune system support, insulin levels, Juice, Loss, metabolic health, natural remedies, Nutritional benefits, plant-based nutrition, Superfood, weight, weight management, wellness trends

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	187
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

Moonbat

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, Hope, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update, Version

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4319
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ores Mined:	9738
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Version	1.21.1
Description	Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available.
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief.
Is my progress safe on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.
What minigames are available?	Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server.

Pixel Pioneers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93209631, long tail tags, Numbers, Pioneers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like a party in your brain and everyone’s invited, even the creepers!

You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

Dads, Drama, House, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her brother T.

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!

HeatWarsMC

Accommodation, autism, bad attitude, Boundaries, cleaning schedule, compromise, Controlling, Dismissive, DISRESPECTFUL, guilt trip, Heating, HeatWarsMC, housemate, indoor temperatures, Invasive, Temperature, thermostat, UK standard, Understanding, work from home

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of compromising on your Minecraft server preferences? Join our server where we have a strict 16-17°C temperature limit to keep things cool and cozy! No more unbearable heat like on other servers, we prioritize your comfort here.

Plus, we don’t use autism as an excuse to guilt trip others into getting our way. Our players are respectful and understanding, no matter what challenges they may face. Say goodbye to rude and dismissive behavior, and hello to a welcoming and inclusive community.

And don’t worry about sharing responsibilities on our server – we have a strict cleaning schedule that everyone actually follows! No more one person doing all the work while others sit back and relax. We believe in fairness and teamwork here.

So come join our Minecraft server today, where the temperature is just right and the atmosphere is always friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to leave once you experience the difference!

StudyCraft SMP: Learn & LOL!

education, effective studying, engaging study methods, Entertainment, Fun learning, learn, learning, lol, motivation, productivity, smp, study habits, study hacks, study motivation, study motivation tips, study resources, study routine, study skills, study strategies, study techniques, study tips, study tools, StudyCraft, studying

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the walls crazy? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually your best friends.

Join our server for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in your entire life. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant chickens that you can ride into battle, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone is constantly pranking each other and causing chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, it’s wacky, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in a blocky world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!