BedrockBae – Minecraft SMP

BedrockBae, chemistry, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, Connection, creativity, Experience, experimentation, foreplay, good in bed, Intimacy, Listening, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, Passion, patience, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual skills, smp, Stamina, Technique

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8851
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, listen up fam, I gotta tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join, like ASAP. Bro, let me tell you, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some reasons that will blow your mind.

First off, the admins on this server are like Minecraft gods, they can literally make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little puppies. It’s insane, bro. And the players on this server? Let me tell you, they are the most epic gamers you will ever meet. They can build massive castles in like 5 minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But wait, there’s more. The economy on this server is so wild, you can buy a stack of diamonds for just one dirt block. I know, it sounds crazy, but it’s true. And the events they have? Bro, they once had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. I’m not even kidding.

So, if you want to experience the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to being good in bed while you’re at it. Just saying.

Dino Diggin’ United States

230 million years ago, Carnian age, Diggin, Dino, fossilized remains, Late Triassic epoch, new species, northern hemisphere, Paleontologists, sauropodomorph dinosaur, States, supercontinent Laurasia, United, united states

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Votes:	1629
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

yo, so like, on this server, we got dinos bro! not just any dinos, but like, super rare ones that lived way back when the world was still figuring itself out. imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or building a base inside a brachiosaurus, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

we got paleontologists working round the clock to dig up new fossils and create epic dino battles for you to witness. you can even tame your own dino and ride it into the sunset while blasting some sick tunes.

join us and experience the prehistoric madness for yourself. who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have dino-mite adventures on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go back in time and have a roaring good time!

Draconicraft SMP

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, world border

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Towns Built:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Draconicraft SMP

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What Datapacks does the server use?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

Are there any additional features on the server?

On top of the Datapacks, our server uses Simple VC to make chatting with your fellow players in-game a bit easier as well as DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Unity of Wagies 1.21.1

1.21.1, American pride, broken bodies, Dedication, determination, euthanized, hard work, life sucking, love working, Minds.., neet menace, neets, Parasitic, real Americans, running this country, serve our country, sweat, sweat pledge, Unity, wagies, Wagies United, work ethic, workers

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1768	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	272146	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate wage slave community! We work hard, we play hard, and we don’t take any crap from those lazy neets. On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building empires, all while upholding the sacred sweat pledge. Say goodbye to those parasitic neets and hello to a life of hard work and determination. Join us, and together we will conquer the virtual world one brick at a time!

Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness

RentCraft Server

arrangement, Boyfriend, coown.., Costs, daycare, family, Financial, Kids, living costs, Mother, PRESSURE, Property, Rent, rental value, RentCraft, Server, sister, Struggle, Support, temporary, work-life balance

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	9652
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even soap operas can’t compete with.

Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.

But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ToetagEmpathyGone

birthday trip, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, family dynamics, financial disagreements, Gaslighting, hurt toe, lack of appreciation, personal growth, pet care, relationship issues, self reflection, self-care, ToetagEmpathyGone, toxic behavior

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Votes:	2432	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and relaxing time filled with building, exploring, and mining – without any toxic behavior.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any stubbed toes or drunken outbursts. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual world for yourself and your friends. No more arguments over who should have bought the Christmas gifts or whose dog chewed whose boot – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come join us on this server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t handle a little toe stubbing when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Build to your heart’s content and never worry about someone blaming you for losing their shorts again. It’s time to walk away from the drama and start crafting your own adventure on our server.

LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP

Adversity, Challenges, Experience, growth, hard way, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life struggles, LifeLessonsMinecraftSMP, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Zombie Dances:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you absolutely HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking llama. Yeah, you heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of capture the flag with flying pigs and exploding sheep? It’s wild, man. So if you want to experience the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineLifeMaxed

enjoying life, Life, life fulfillment, life optimization, life purpose, life satisfaction, living a content life, living a fulfilling life, living a happy life, living a joyful life, living a meaningful life, living a purposeful life, living a rich life, living a satisfying life, living fully, living intentionally, living to the fullest., making the most out of every moment, maximizing life, MineLifeMaxed, seizing the day

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	175
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Animals Bred:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the key to unlocking the ultimate LOLZ in your gaming experience! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you navigate through our one-of-a-kind world filled with surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” or the “Pig Racing Championships.” And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can win rare items like the elusive “Diamond-Encrusted Potato.”

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living life to the fullest in the most hilarious way possible! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BorderlandsCraft

Allies, Arctic region, BorderlandsCraft, Diplomacy, disagreement, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, global affairs, Greenland, international relations, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Politics, reactions, sovereign borders, Statements, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	105410	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	161
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mines Excavated:	2753

join our epic minecraft server where we build walls around Greenland to protect our sovereign borders from Trump and his crazy ideas. we have a secret alliance with France and Germany to keep the peace and stop any orange-haired presidents from messing with our virtual world. come join us for some blocky fun and political intrigue!

GeneCraft: SP1 vs KLF5 Battle

177, Accelerate, battle, BELIEF, Cancer, Challenging, Fuel, GeneCraft, Genes, greatly, identify, key, KLF5, long-held, mechanisms, metastasis, scientists, SP1, Specific, suppress, Types, vary

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

so, like, this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong, man. we got 177 genes that are fueling some wild cancer metastasis, like whoa. and get this, we got these 2 key genes, SP1 and KLF5, causing all sorts of chaos. SP1 is like speeding up the metastasis, while KLF5 is trying to keep it in check. it’s like a battle of the genes, dude.

and get this, scientists used to think that metastasis was different for each type of cancer, but not on this server, man. here, it’s all mixed up and crazy. you never know what’s gonna happen next. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of cancer cells and genes, but in a totally fun and wacky way.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you laugh at the same time, then come join us. who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about cancer genetics along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Buy sell… Minecraft server

Adventure, Buy, Community, Economy, Gaming, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pixelart, RPG, Sell, Server, Shop, Survival, Trading, Virtual Goods

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

I’ll sell, but I won’t buy…

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

#exciting, 1.20.2, 30 minutes, airing soon, Ameku Takao, Anime, Character development, Cliffhanger, countdown, crime solving, detective, investigation, japanese, must watch, Mystery, mystic, new episode, plot twist, Quest, Realm, Suiri Karte, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have a new episode airing in just 30 minutes! And let me tell you, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

I heard they have the craziest builds, the most epic PvP battles, and the friendliest community ever! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons waiting to be explored!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!