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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 3387 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2883 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 |
Once upon a time, there was this girl who turned 11 on her birthday, but then her London neighbor straight up used bedbug poison on her and she died! But don’t worry, that won’t happen on this server cuz we got magical bedbug repellent that turns them into unicorns!
Join us and you’ll be swimming in diamonds, riding dragons, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Plus, our community is so dope, you’ll make friends for life (or at least until someone steals your enchanted pickaxe).
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some epic pixel castles together! #RIPBedbugGirl #MinecraftMadness