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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8239 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 171 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the bears are causing drama! Join us for a wild adventure where you never know what crazy neighbor will shoot what innocent animal next. Our server is so lit, even the state gets involved in criminal investigations over Minecraft mobs!
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!
