join our epic minecraft server where we have the most epic beards in all of the land. if you dont have a beard, you will be kicked out faster than you can say “diamond sword”. the taliban morality police are on patrol, making sure all players have luscious facial hair. over 280 men have already been dismissed for not having a beard, so make sure you grow one fast if you want to survive in this crazy world. come join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience you will ever have. beards are mandatory, fun is guaranteed!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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