Bean’s Minecraft Server

acquaintance, Beans, british slang, buddy, Casual, colloquial, Friend, Greeting, hello, HELO, informal, informal greeting, informal language, Mate, Minecraft, old bean, Pal, Repetition, salutation, Server, Slang, thar, vernacular

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a fancy party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom. But beware, for the land is also inhabited by mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and turn it into glitter.

But fear not, for our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows in the most daring and adventurous players. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your rainbow llama, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Animals Bred:	190	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9971	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Enchantments Applied:	115
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	198595	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchantments Applied:	70
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	5317
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	76921	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mines Excavated:	1331	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2171	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Zombie Dances:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Potions Brewed:	191	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Players Killed by Monsters:	867
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	5360	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
New Chunks Explored:	572506	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.