Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 269 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2319 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
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