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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 773 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 64 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6338 |
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market trading emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Don’t ask how they got their hooves on those carrots, just enjoy the sweet, sweet loot.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco cave where the skeletons have traded in their bows for glow sticks and are busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Naked beach parties and llama-run black markets await!