BeachBlockMassacre | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/200	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Farms Harvested:	353	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4483
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/900	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8944	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/300	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/700	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magic Items Found:	4656
Dimension Hops:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	New Chunks Explored:	344311

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/700	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/100	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	7853
Void Armor Forged:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	243
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/500	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/100	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Endless Night Skies:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/400	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Animals Bred:	157	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2857	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/300	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Towns Built:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/900	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/800	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/200	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/800	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	202

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Players:	105/300	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	856921	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3