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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 343 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Mythical Swords Crafted: 34 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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