> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

4K60, Advanced technology, Alternatives, Digital Media, diy projects, Encoderless, Encoding, Hardware, high resolution, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, mini computers, multimedia, Raspberry Pi, SBCS, smp, tech solutions, Technology, Video, video encoders, video processing, video production, video streaming

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1957	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	158
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Villages Defended:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

chest, chest discomfort, chest pain causes, chest pain diagnosis, chest pain management, chest pain prevention, chest pain relief, chest pain remedies, chest pain symptoms, chest pain treatment, chest pain triggers, chest pains, chest tightness, coffee, health concerns, heart attack, left side, man boobs, Medical advice, Minecraft, nicotine, Pains, smoking, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Sparkle World Minecraft server

Anarchy, Custom Items, Minecraft, Server, Sparkle World, Survival

Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Towns Built:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural norms, discrimination, implicit bias, Minecraft, prejudice, Privilege, racial awareness, racial bias, racial dynamics, racial education, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial sensitivity, racism, Server, social justice, societal conditioning, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white people

Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

Aggie, AO3 page, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, Greentext Mega, Guide, hug the gator, Low Poly models, LUNARA, Lunaras, Mighty, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, saturday, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, thread archives

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

animated characters, animated classics, animated movies, bad hair day, character analysis, character inspiration, comedic, COSPLAY, costume design, el dorado, fashion fails, Funny Moments, humor, Minecraft, movie quotes, movie references, questionable choices, Server, Styling, thinking, tulio, Wig, wig styling techniques

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	New Chunks Explored:	721131
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

> Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP

Achievements, action films, Actor, actor-turned-wrestler, BASEDtista, best actor, best filmography, blockbusters, career, Entertainment, film industry, former wrestlers, Hollywood, iconic roles, Minecraft, movies, professional wrestling, smp, success, TALENTED, TRANSITION, Unironically, wrestling

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

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FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Emeralds Found:	2958	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

deplumberifies, football, memekicks, Minecraft, never coming back, Play, Plumbinator, Possession, possession football, smp, Spanish, Spanish speakers, Sport, sports, تملكية, رياضتك, كرة القدم, كرة القدم التملكية, يخفف, يخفف من رياضتك

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	210	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of voter irregularities and voting machine drama in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the place to escape all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?

But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft

11 years, blacksmith, classic, Coins, comfortable, Creative, Donations, dupe free, Economy, Events, griefing-free, Hardcore, marketplace, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mob Arena, No Dupe, Parkour, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvP, Russian, Shop, SparkCraft, Survival, Trade, Without Launcher

SparkCraft has been operating for more than 11 years and delights players with excellent gameplay. All this time we maintain that same lamp atmosphere of the game.We prohibit dupes, cheats, griefing, there are no donated admins, creativity, 1000 lvl and other rubbish.The server is designed so that players enjoy spending time on it. Only the most necessary plugins are installed for a convenient and comfortable game.

– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.

And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	961495

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2154	Dimension Hops:	0