Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is all about footballing-wise and racially… wait, what? That’s right, on our server, you can join epic football matches where you kick around a giant soccer ball made out of diamond blocks! And don’t worry, we have a strict policy of racial equality, so all players are treated equally no matter what block they’re made of.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can race around the map on pigback while wearing ridiculous costumes. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players dressed as chickens racing each other on pigs.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some seriously weird and wacky adventures!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Mines Excavated: 2200
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 142
Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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