BattleAxe SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GymRageCraft

anger issues, anger management, car damage, car door damage, car door dent, car door ding, car door hit, Confrontation, confrontation at gym, confrontation over car door, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful parking, fuming, gym parking lot, GymRageCraft, handling anger, lack of apology, lack of respect, losing temper, parking etiquette, Parking lot etiquette

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can release all your pent-up anger from real-life situations like the one described above! Join us and let out your frustrations in a virtual world where you can smash blocks instead of car doors.

Our server is the perfect place to blow off steam and have a laugh at the ridiculousness of life. Build a giant statue of the guy who dinged your car, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer. Or create a mini-game where players have to navigate a parking lot without getting their doors dented by careless NPCs.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to spawn angry mobs that represent all the annoying people you encounter in everyday life. From entitled Karen zombies to rude Steve skeletons, you can take out your frustrations on these virtual nuisances.

So come join us on our server and let loose in a world where you can turn real-life annoyances into hilarious Minecraft adventures. Who knew venting could be so much fun?

TariffCraft: Canuck Confusion

border security, Canada, Canuck, China, confusion, diplomatic tensions, Economy, fentanyl supply, foreign policy, global trade, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, international relations, mexico, NAFTA, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tarriffs, trade war, Trump administration

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2172	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5062
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s trade policies? Look no further! Join our server where we impose ridiculous tariffs on all players for the most absurd reasons. Just like how Canada got slapped with a 25% tariff for…existing? Who knows what crazy tariffs we’ll come up with next! Come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos of our wacky economy. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Canadian players, they might try to sneak in without paying their dues!

NestleCraft Server: Trashy Trials!

#sustainability, corporate responsibility, court case, environmental impact, environmental justice, environmental lawsuit, environmental regulations, environmental violations, France, illegal waste dumps, legal action, legal proceedings, Nestlé Waters, NestleCraft, Pollution, Server, TRASHY, trial, Trials, Waste Disposal, waste dumping, waste management, water conservation, water contamination

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9352
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Buildings Constructed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Love Letters Sent:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server so lit that even Nestlé Waters got jealous and started dumping their trash there? well, now u can! join our server and witness the epic battle between players and evil water corporations. build ur own trash fortress and defend it from the evil Nestlé minions. collect resources and craft weapons to defeat the corporate overlords. join now and be part of the revolution against illegal waste dumps in France! #TrashFortressRevolution #NestléVsPlayers

MiddleClassCraft

Challenges, consumer spending, demographics, Development, economic recovery, Economy, emerging markets, fiscal policy, Global, Government, growth, India, leadership, middle class, MiddleClassCraft, modi, opportunities, Politics, Revival, rough year, strategy

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz it’s like modi tryna revive growth in india, but in minecraft form. so, like, if u wanna be part of dat middle class vibe and help save da economy, dis server is where it’s at. plus, we got like, crazy cool mods dat will blow ur mind. like, u can ride a flying pig or turn into a unicorn. it’s wild, man. so, like, come join us and be part of dis epic journey to save india’s economy in minecraft form. u won’t regret it, bro.

The city is a lot of opportunities and at home server minecraft

city, home, Minecraft, opportunities, Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

The description of the server server “City of many opportunities and at home” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Cosmic Crafters 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Cosmic, Crafters, education, learning, physics channel, physics concepts, physics content, physics demonstrations, physics experiments, physics explained, physics for beginners, Physics for Kids, physics for students, physics lessons, physics topics, physics tutorials, PHYSICS., Science, Short Video, STEM, Video

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	207
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-warping, block-building adventure of a lifetime. Trust me, you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft once you step foot in this wacky wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to build epic structures and battle fierce mobs, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens and engage in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

WeddingCraft: Family Reunion Fail

Best Friend, Bridesmaid, decision, Drama, Fail, family, Family Reunion, important, last minute, loyalty, Overseas, parents, regret, relationships, reunion, sacrifice, selfish, Siblings, Support, tradition, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring family reunions where all you do is roast marshmallows and catch up on each other’s lives? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding what color block to build your house with.

Forget about tradition and family expectations, come be a part of our wacky community where we celebrate last-minute weddings and bridesmaid duties. Who needs relatives you only see once a year when you can have virtual friends who will never guilt trip you for choosing a wedding over a reunion?

So, say goodbye to the family drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Build your dream wedding venue, invite your virtual friends, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset). Join us now and let the fun begin!

BlockyBluesCraft

Awareness, BlockyBluesCraft, depression awareness, depressive symptoms, emotional health, emotional well being, hidden symptoms, lesser known symptoms, major depression, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, psychological health, signs of depression, Symptoms, understanding depression

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dimension Hops:	5

Are you feeling like a creeper about to explode with sadness? Join our Minecraft server and let the power of building and crafting cure your major depression! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that will make you feel like you just found a diamond in a cave. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist who gives free counseling sessions to all players. So come on, join us and let’s mine away those blues together!

Epic Underdog Support 1.20.5

1.20.5, Admiration, autist, cheer, compassion, determination, Empathy, encouragement, endearing, Epic, Fan, Fandom, gullible, Hope, Losers, loyalty, oneitis, perseverance, rooting for losers, Support, Sympathy, Underdog, Underdogs

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Buildings Constructed:	38
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Yo, listen up you little Minecraft maniacs! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled vortex of pure chaos and madness.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures with a community of absolute lunatics who will make you question your own sanity.

We’ve got more memes than you can shake a stick at, and the only rule is that there are no rules.

So come on, jump into the rabbit hole with us and let’s see how deep this Minecraft madness goes. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!

CreeperTunes: What’s Your Darkest Jam?

chilling tracks, CreeperTunes, creepy music, creepy tunes, Dark Music, Darkest, darkest song, disturbing lyrics, eerie atmosphere, eerie lyrics, gloomy tunes, Gothic music, Haunting Melodies, haunting songs, Jam, macabre songs, Melancholic Melodies, Music, music fans, ominous melodies, Sinister Vibes, somber tracks, spooky music, whats

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence on other boring servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for music lovers! We have a special feature where every block you break plays a different note, creating a symphony of chaos as you build your masterpiece.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the darkest songs you’ll ever hear in Minecraft. Legend has it that if you listen to these songs while playing, your diamonds will double in size and your enemies will tremble in fear.

So come join us on our server and experience the music-filled madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret hidden jukebox that plays the most sinister tune of all time. Join now and let the music guide you to victory!

Top & Bottom Stair Traffic

Bottom, bottom stairs, high traffic, middle stairs, stair, stair construction, stair design, stair durability, stair functionality, stair location, stair maintenance, stair materials, stair placement, stair safety, stair traffic patterns, stair usage, stair wear and tear, staircase, Stairs, Top, top stairs, traffic

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8909	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

come join this cray cray minecraft server where the stairs at the top and bottom get all the action while the middle stairs are just chillin like a villain. why join? well, let me tell ya a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret diamond mine filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. true story bro. also, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that tells dad jokes all day long. who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

EgoCraft – Sensitive Narcissist Land

Component, EASY, EgoCraft, hypersensitivity, Impervious, important, Insecurity, judgment, Land, May, more, narcissist, NARCISSISTS, new, others, Personality, provoke, research, research on personality, Sensitive, sensitivity, shows, than, think..

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5982
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Potions Brewed:	187
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where all the players are narcissists, but, like, they’re super sensitive and insecure. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, man. one minute they’re all confident and showin’ off their builds, and the next they’re cryin’ because someone said their house looks like a potato. it’s wild, dude.

but, like, that’s what makes this server so fun, ya know? you never know what’s gonna set someone off and start a drama bomb. it’s like reality tv, but in minecraft form. plus, the builds are amazin’ because narcissists gotta have the best of everything, right? so you know you’re gonna see some epic creations on this server.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s full of drama, insecurity, and epic builds, then come on over to our crazy narcissist minecraft server. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun, right?

Oklahoma Teacher Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, attractive, Classroom, education, educator, forbidden love, hot teacher, Oklahoma, Quest, scandal, School, Sexy, social media, Teacher, teacher appreciation, Teacher Crush, teacher fashion, Teacher Goals, teacher life, teacher outfit, teacher style, viral

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Oh man, forget about that teacher, come join our Minecraft server instead!

We’ve got more blocks than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our community is crazier than a creeper on caffeine!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath.

Plus, our moderators are as cool as polar bears in sunglasses, so you know you’re in good hands.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the shenanigans begin!

MomBelievesMCServer

AI Images, aita, Arguing, art, dumb stuff, facebook, fake stuff, internet, Kids, mom, MomBelievesMCServer, Needed, Parent, production issues, School, Scream 7, squid game, Stubborn, went too far, Yelling

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Towns Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	410455
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of dealing with parents who believe everything they see on the internet? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with AI images and art created by actual players, not some algorithm. Plus, we promise that Scream 7 is already out on our server, no need to wait for next year!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special Squid Game event where you can compete in real-life challenges for virtual rewards. Don’t worry, it’s totally safe and definitely not based on a TV show. Join now and show your mom that you can trust everything you see on our Minecraft server!

ExBlockRelations: No Exes Allowed!

Allowed, assaulting an officer, Boundaries, calling the police, Controlling, cry it out, domestic violence, emotional control, emotionally abusive, ExBlockRelations, Exes, exes family, financial control, full custody, hard drugs, kicking them out, neglectful, probation, refusing, unfit mother, Unsafe, Villain

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Are you tired of dealing with controlling, neglectful, and emotionally abusive players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a drama-free experience filled with fun and laughter!

Our server is like a breath of fresh air compared to dealing with toxic players like K 21m. On our server, you won’t find any players leaving babies alone in bathtubs or trying to force them to “cry it out” to the extreme. We prioritize a safe and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

And don’t worry about lazy players who expect you to do everything for them. On our server, everyone pitches in and works together to create an awesome community. Plus, we don’t tolerate any attempts to control others financially or emotionally. It’s all about having a good time and building epic structures together.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the drama behind. We promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy family members trying to take over your virtual home. It’s all fun and games here!

Players:	107/800	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mines Excavated:	2401
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Potions Brewed:	161
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1