Battle Bones & Weapon Wars | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour

Beliefs, Breakup, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Differences, disagreements, emotions, Ideology, love, Opinions, Perspectives, PixelPoliticsLoveGoneSour, political views, Politics, relationship, separation, Understanding, VALUES

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about political disagreements ruining your relationships again! Our server is a safe haven where players can build, mine, and survive without ever discussing politics.

We once had a player who was so passionate about their political beliefs that they built a giant statue of their favorite politician in the game. But don’t worry, our server moderators quickly turned it into a giant chicken to keep the peace.

So come join us and escape the drama of the real world. Who needs politics when you can have pixelated pigs and diamond swords? Join now and build your own utopia where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyPutin’sUltimateUkraineGoals

accomplish, Conflict, CraftyPutinsUltimateUkraineGoals, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, goals, international conflict, international relations, leadership, Military Action, military intervention, political strategy, power dynamics, putin, russia, Ukraine, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where we accomplish all goals set just like putin in ukraine!!! we are like russia but in minecraft, dominating everything in our path. build your empire, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss. join now to be a part of our unstoppable force and become a legend in the minecraft world. putin would be proud, comrade!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FamilyCraft Fun Zone

balance, children, Communication, digital age, distractions, family dynamics, family time, Familycraft, fathers, Fun, Gaming, mobile phone use, MOTHERS, parenting, parents, quality time, relationships, screen time, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, technology use, Zone

so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, arousal, desire, dream, dream analysis, dreamy, FANTASY, Freudian, Hug, Implications, Interpretation, lady’s, middle aged lady, Minecraft, psychoanalysis, Psychology, Server, sexual dream, subconscious, supermarket, symbol, taboo, Unconscious

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mines Excavated:	4539
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, pride, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identification, smp, strength, WOMAN, Woman Power, Womanhood

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

college, court ordered therapy, CraftyGramps, custody, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, extended family, family dynamics, financial issues, financial support, Grandparents, middle child, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Therapy, trade school, Unloved

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Animals Bred:	133	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BabyBroConsent101

acceptance, autism, BabyBroConsent101, Boundaries, Communication, consent, family conflict, family dynamics, hug etiquette, learning disability, parenting, Political Correctness, Republican beliefs, Respect, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, Social Skills, special needs, teaching children, teaching consent, understanding autism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

daily rituals, daily routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, healthy habits, intentional living, life changing habits, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, small changes, smp, success habits, TinyDailyRituals, transformational habits

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyNoobsdojo

10. Intellectual growth, 11. New hobbies, 12. Exploring interests, 13. Educational pursuits, 14. Self-discovery, 15. Broadening horizons, 16. Enriching experiences, 17. Academic curiosity, 18. Self-education, 19. Professional development, 2. personal development, 20. Intellectual challenges., 3. Lifelong learning, 4. Curiosity, 5. Self-improvement, 6. Knowledge acquisition, 7. Educational goals, 8. Skill development, 9. Continuous learning, CraftyNoobsdojo, learning new skills

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crops Grown:	6480
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyFascistsWin2021

anti-immigration, Austria, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyFascistsWin2021, Europe, Eurosceptic, far right, Freedom Party, Government, historical, national election, nationalism, nationalist, Politics, populist, resurgence, right wing, Victory, WIN, world war II

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where the Austria’s Freedom Party just won their first far-right national election since World War II… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, we’re so wild and unpredictable that even real-life politics are getting in on the action!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging political drama left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some virtual politicians trying to campaign for diamonds or something. It’s a madhouse here, but that’s what makes it so dang fun!

So come on down and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet llama that can breakdance. Yeah, you heard me right, a breakdancing llama! Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on this server. See you there, party animals!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Krafty Minds – New Schizo Med

antipsychotics, Breakthrough, clinical trials, cognitive function, core symptoms, drug development, FDA Approval, innovation, KarXT, Krafty, Med, medication, mental health, mental illness, Minds.., neurology, new mechanism of action, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, Schizo, schizophrenia, side effects, Treatment, US regulatory approval

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the first schizophrenia medication in decades but for ur gaming brain! we got a whole new mechanism of action that will blow ur mind! in trials, players on our server experienced relief from all the core symptoms of boredom, improved their cognitive function to epic levels, and didn’t have any of those nasty side effects like getting kicked or banned for no reason. come join the madness and level up ur gaming experience like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Void Armor Forged:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Jolly Miners Minecraft Server

J-M, japanese manga, jolly, Manga, Manga community, Manga culture, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga genre, Manga News, manga recommendations, manga release, manga releases, manga series, manga translation, manga update, manga updates, MEGUMI, Minecraft, miners, new chapter, reading manga, Server, translated manga

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Megumi has been reading some seriously wild manga that has inspired our gameplay! Join us for a chance to experience the crazy adventures and unexpected twists that only a manga-inspired server can offer.

Ever wanted to ride a giant flying cat into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure, just like your favorite manga protagonist? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, the manga influence doesn’t stop at gameplay. Our community is filled with characters straight out of a comic book, from the mysterious ninja who only communicates in haikus to the eccentric inventor who builds contraptions that defy all logic.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant robot attack). Who knows what kind of manga-inspired madness you’ll encounter next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	54
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Beatles of Vtubers Minecraft SMP

animated, beatles, Characters, Digital, Entertainment, iconic, IDOLS, influence, Japan, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, online personalities, Performance, pop culture, smp, streaming, talent, The Beatles, Trendsetter, virtual, virtual reality, Vtubers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the Beatles of Vtubers!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a group of hilarious and talented Vtubers who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. We’ve got a Vtuber who can tame creepers with her soothing voice, another who can build entire cities in the blink of an eye, and one who can literally fly on a pig (don’t ask how, it’s a trade secret).

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a yearly Ender Dragon beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the music never stops and the diamond blocks flow like water.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with the Beatles of Vtubers and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mines Excavated:	3109
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

WeddingBellsMC Server

aita, bankrolling, Confrontation, Contribution, Cousins wedding, dream wedding, EMBARRASSING, Extravagant, family rift, financial struggle, furious, lavish event, leading on, pitching in, Promise, reasonable amount, savings, selfish, Server, Six Figures, WeddingBellsMC

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where promises are meant to be broken just like in this wild family drama! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can build your own lavish venue, design your own fancy dresses, and serve gourmet food to all your virtual guests.

Don’t worry about draining your savings here, because on our server, you can create the wedding of your dreams without breaking the bank. And if your cousin starts asking for 70% of the total bill, just tell her it’s not what you meant by “help” and watch the drama unfold in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of planning a wedding without the stress of actually paying for it. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the fun on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyParentz

Boundaries, caretaking, Communication, compassion, CraftyParentz, education, Empathy, family, friendship, guidance, hygiene, intervention, Mentorship, parenting, personal care, puberty, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, Support, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we not only build epic structures but also give hygiene talks to all players! Join us for a unique experience where you can learn how to properly wash yourself in the shower, clean your hair, and even use deodorant.

Just like the player who took in his son’s friend and gave him a hygiene lesson, we believe in taking care of each other in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own shampoo, conditioner, and aftershave in the game!

Join now for a server like no other, where we prioritize cleanliness and friendship above all else. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if your Minecraft character starts to smell a bit off – we’ll just kindly remind you to take a shower!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4