| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 120 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 1779 |
| Emeralds Found: | 900 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4467 | Star Shards Collected: | 154 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 154 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 480 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Star Shards Collected: | 202 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!
But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 261 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!
join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9229 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 626 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 973754 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.