| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9333 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2585 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 3259 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Animals Bred: | 95 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 174 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 58 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!
But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!
join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6760 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.