| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 8595 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 62 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 425 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!
But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!
join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 167 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 238 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
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Top server for top players – MineBars!
Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6
★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP
★ Unique plugins made by our programmers
★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes
★ Experienced administrators and assistants
★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes
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★➜ IP – MBars.net
★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru
★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars
★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars
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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored ๐
With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!
Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!
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| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.
Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.