| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 164 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.
Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 196 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 91 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?
But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.
So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3231 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?
join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
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| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Server Name | Nobiamia’s SMP |
|---|---|
| Max Players | 25 |
| Datapack | Bliss SMP’s datapack |
| Plugins | Server management plugins |
| Other Features | Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server? | 25 players |
| Are there any mods on the server? | No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack |
| How many chunks can a player claim? | Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space |
| Is Keep Inventory on? | No, Keep Inventory is off on the server |
| What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5? | The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome |
| What are the server rules? |
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| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.
And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!
Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.
So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 236 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.