| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4213 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.
another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.
join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2435 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Ores Mined: | 4073 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 81 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 4516 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 1915 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 3041 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 9143 | Potions Brewed: | 93 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!
But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 408 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!
join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9168 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 270 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 247 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.