| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5892 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 68 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 37 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 7459 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 3455 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 7712 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 195399 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 348 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 9010 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 5099 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8225 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 581 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 9673 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Star Shards Collected: | 248 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 36 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 333 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 3190 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5004 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 8463 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 227 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 53 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 9154 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8137 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 462 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2773 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 4751 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 699 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 524664 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 8551 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 182 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 389 | Buildings Constructed: | 38 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 3418 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 690251 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
