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Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2456	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	271	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

Ambush, ambush awareness, ambush countermeasures, ambush defense, ambush escape, ambush evasion, ambush preparedness, ambush prevention, ambush response, ambush response tactics, ambush response training, ambush security, ambush strategy, ambush survival, ambush tactics, ambush techniques, ambush traps, Minecraft, Server, trap design, trap placement, Traps

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

4K60, Advanced technology, Alternatives, Digital Media, diy projects, Encoderless, Encoding, Hardware, high resolution, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, mini computers, multimedia, Raspberry Pi, SBCS, smp, tech solutions, Technology, Video, video encoders, video processing, video production, video streaming

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magic Items Found:	6861	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Sparkle World Minecraft server

Anarchy, Custom Items, Minecraft, Server, Sparkle World, Survival

Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Emeralds Found:	3670
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural norms, discrimination, implicit bias, Minecraft, prejudice, Privilege, racial awareness, racial bias, racial dynamics, racial education, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial sensitivity, racism, Server, social justice, societal conditioning, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white people

Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

Aggie, AO3 page, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, Greentext Mega, Guide, hug the gator, Low Poly models, LUNARA, Lunaras, Mighty, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, saturday, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, thread archives

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

animated characters, animated classics, animated movies, bad hair day, character analysis, character inspiration, comedic, COSPLAY, costume design, el dorado, fashion fails, Funny Moments, humor, Minecraft, movie quotes, movie references, questionable choices, Server, Styling, thinking, tulio, Wig, wig styling techniques

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Villages Defended:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5