Barkeep’s Big Cock Inn – Where the Drinks Are Strong and the Banter is Even Stronger

banter, Barkeeps, big, Cock, drinks, INN, STRONG, Stronger

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3419	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	5811	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server, where you can explore, build, and survive in a world full of adventure and excitement! But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most handsome barkeep husband you’ve ever seen, with a giant cock and balls that will leave you in awe!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through epic quests, treasure hunts, and boss battles that will test your skills and challenge your bravery. And don’t worry, our barkeep husband is always there to cheer you on with his impressive assets!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of the barkeep husband’s cock and balls)!

Epic Battle Stances 1.21.4

1.21.4, archer poses, attack poses, Axes, battle, battle poses, Bows, combat stances, Cool weapon poses, Crossbows, DAGGERS, Epic, fantasy weapons, firearms, futuristic weapons, gun poses, magical weapons, Martial Arts, ninja poses, samurai poses, Spears, Stances, sword fighting, Swords

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is off the chain, like seriously, it’s like a virtual party that never ends!

Join us and you won’t be limited to just using swords, oh no no no. We’re talking about a whole new level of weapons and tools that will blow your mind!

Post ’em all, show off your epic gear and flex on all the other players. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Why Did Fewer Than 200k People Watch His Match On Collision? Minecraft SMP

200k, Audience, collision, headline, low viewership, match, Minecraft, people, Popularity, professional wrestling, Ratings, smp, Tokyo Dome, watch, wrestling, wrestling attendance, wrestling career, wrestling events, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, Wrestling Matches, wrestling performance, wrestling promotion, wrestling show, wrestling superstar, wrestling venues

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of being a nobody in the Minecraft world? Do you want to join a server where you can finally become a superstar? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft community! Just like this mysterious wrestler who can’t seem to catch a break, you too can rise to fame and fortune on our server.

With less than 200k people watching his matches on Collision, you’ll have more viewers on our server than you can handle! And forget about those boring old dynamites, our server is where all the action is at.

Headline the least viewed Tokyo Dome show? No problem! We’ll make sure you’re the main event every time. And who needs bingo halls and high school gyms when you can dominate the Minecraft world with us?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to greatness! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be as legendary as this wrestler…or at least have more viewers than he does!

BdaySurprise Minecraft Server

adhd, BdaySurprise, bedtime, Birthday, birthday dinner, Boyfriend, Caring, Communication, Cooking, eating enough, family, Gaming, hangry, holidays, love, Minecraft, mothering, relationship, reminder, Server, Sleep, travel, Understanding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to take better care of you than this boyfriend takes care of themselves! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop fun and excitement.

Forget about staying up until 4-5am gaming and then complaining about being tired – on our server, the party never stops! We’ll make sure you get enough sleep and food so you can game to your heart’s content without any worries.

Don’t worry about forgetting important dates like birthdays, because on our server, every day is a celebration! We’ll shower you with love and attention, and maybe even send you a text before your dentist does.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you’ll never have to worry about being mothered or nagged. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. ADHD folks welcome – we understand the struggle and we’re here to support you. See you in the game!

ChocSisXmasRevenge

#Thoughtfulness, Apology, Bathbombs, Chocolate, ChocSisXmasRevenge, christmas, Communication, Effort, family, gender dysphoria, Gifts, Gratitude, holidays, makeup, POSTERS, relationships, Selfishness, shopping, Siblings, Surprise, ungrateful

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Star Shards Collected:	277
Enchantments Applied:	150	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with ungrateful siblings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, just like the drama between you and your sister over Christmas gifts.

On our server, you can unleash your inner pettiness by gifting your sister virtual chocolate boxes instead of the posters she wanted. Watch as she throws a digital tantrum and calls you selfish and ungrateful, just like in real life!

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your sibling rivalry needs. Build a virtual world where you can finally get the recognition you deserve for your thoughtful gifts, even if it’s just in block form. So come join us and let the sibling drama unfold in the most absurd way possible!

MinePrisonChallenges

Challenges, coping mechanisms, incarceration, inmate relationships, ISOLATION, justice system, Legal System, life behind bars, mental health, MinePrisonChallenges, Prison, prison culture, Prison food, prison guards, prison reform, prison routine, recidivism, redditors, Rehabilitation, reintegration, violence

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7194	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of being confined to a boring, real-life prison? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the thrill of breaking out of virtual cells, dodging virtual guards, and crafting your way to freedom!

Our server is filled with ex-convicts who have mastered the art of surviving in the pixelated world. From building secret underground bases to staging epic prison riots, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our virtual guards are no match for your cunning strategies and creative building skills.

So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a wild adventure in Minecraft, join us now! Who knew serving time could be so much fun?

CanalClapbackCraft

Backlash, canal, CanalClapbackCraft, central america, Comments.., controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, panama, panama canal, Political, president, response, TAKEOVER, trump, U.S, united states

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Votes:	9794	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Divine Spears Created:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

lol imagine a world where the Panama Canal is run by Trump? NO THANKS! come join our minecraft server instead where we have our own epic canal that is run by llamas! yes, you heard right, LLAMAS! they wear little captain hats and everything.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.

so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦙🥔 #llamalife #potatodisco

Pixel Pals Retreat

Burnout, Digital Detox, digital technology, employee wellness, hyperconnected, mental fatigue, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, PALS, physical health, physical wellbeing, PIXEL, productivity, Relaxation, remote work, Retreat, screen time, self-care, stress, techno-strain, technology addiction, work-life balance

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

join dis epic minecraft server and escape from da techno-strain of real life! our server is da ultimate getaway from all dat digital technology stress. we got virtual trees, virtual animals, and even virtual diamonds!

rumor has it dat if you play on dis server long enough, you will start seeing creepers in real life! but don’t worry, dey won’t explode, dey just wanna be yo friend.

come join us and build a virtual mansion, go on virtual adventures, and maybe even find a virtual love interest. who needs real life when you can have all dis fun in da virtual world?

so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to techno-strain forever!

Other Trim SMP

alliances, begin.., Betraying, bored, Chaos, Discord, flamefrags, Friends, Fun, interested, Join, Mod Pack, Modded, NAPPA, post, PvP, Server, smp, Trim, unfold, watch

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Enchantments Applied:	172
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Meteorites Collected:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
I’m genuinely just looking for people who want to do a pvp smp similar to flamefrags, nappa, and all of those guys. I’m just kind of bored and I want to watch the chaos unfold with people making alliances and betraying friends. I think it would be fun, so if you’re interested, join the server where the mod pack will be posted and when the server will begin. https://discord.gg/fGuXEDSY

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the server about?

A: The server is a pvp smp where players can engage in battles, form alliances, and betray friends for the ultimate gaming experience.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link here and follow the instructions posted there.

Q: When will the server begin?

A: The server start date will be announced on the Discord server, so make sure to join and stay updated on any developments.

Mystic Misty Isles 1.20.6

#misty, 1.20.6, apologize deeply, apologize sincerely, Apologize.., Apology, ask for forgiveness, ask for mercy, ask for pardon, beg for forgiveness, express regret, express remorse, feel sorry, forgiveness, ib sowwy, Isles, make amends, mystic, regret, remorse, seek forgiveness, seek pardon, show remorse, Sorry.

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Omg, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn party in pixel form! 🦄🎉

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn dirt into diamonds, it’s insane! ✨💎

You can build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil chickens, it’s epic! 🏰🐷🐔

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance, it’s lit! 💃🕺💥

So come join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a llama wearing a top hat, you won’t regret it! 🦙🎩🤪

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General TFW NFC West Edition

Al Green, Ankle Injury, Brandon Joseph, Bryce Young, Bucs, Cade Otton, cousins, cowboys, Dave Canales, Dionte Johnson, DUI, Edition, falcons, fumble, general, Jerod Mayo, Josh Allen, knee injury, Lions, Minecraft, mvp, NFC, NFCWest, NFL, Patrick Mahomes, patriots, pick-6, rams, Russell Wilson, smp, Tank Dell, Texans, tfw, Theme, Trevon Diggs, Waivers, West

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Runes Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than Josh Allen playing through a severe injury in an MVP run? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.

Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!

We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!

But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.

FamilyGatherGoneWrong

asserting boundaries, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gathering, Family Support, FamilyGatherGoneWrong, father-son argument, Generational conflict, leaving a gathering, Parent-child relationship, parental expectations, self-care, stepfather relationship, teenage drama, toxic behavior

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a family-friendly experience unlike any other!

Are you tired of family gatherings going to hell really fast? Well, on our server, you can escape the drama and enjoy building and exploring with fellow players!

Just like in the story above, you can avoid arguments with your dad by immersing yourself in our virtual world. No need to worry about getting kicked out of a family gathering – on our server, you’re always welcome!

So come join us for a fun and drama-free experience. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? See you there!

Block and Roll Craft

BLOCK, Craft, Roll

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than post-sex activities is building a virtual empire with your new online buddies! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So come on, join us and let’s get crafting!

BirdFluCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

join our epic minecraft server and escape the infectious bird flu that can linger in refrigerated raw milk for 5 days! we have magical potions that will protect you from any flu-carrying birds that try to attack you in the game. our server is so safe, even the cows are vaccinated against bird flu! come join us and build a fortress made entirely of milk cartons to keep the flu away. don’t wait, join now and save yourself from the dreaded bird flu in minecraft!

The Manhattan Project

manhattan, Minecraft Server Mod Anarchy Tech Planets Missiles Vehicles Franchise Weapons Helicopters Boats Storage System Safe Base Invaders Builders Walls Food, Modded, Project

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	46
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Divine Spears Created:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Server Name	The Manhattan Project
IP	148.113.0.186:25612
Modpack	Discord
Version	1.7.10

Overview:

Hi! Myself and a couple others are looking for more people to join this server!

The pack is centered around one mod, NTM space. This mod allows you to do a variety of things, from creating nuclear missiles, to building spacecraft and building bases on different planets! It offers various examples of real-world nuclear technology, as well as some fictional ones. You may find quite a few references to the Fallout franchise in the mod too!

But that’s not all the server has to offer. The main, game-changing mods are as follows:

NTM Space
Mekanism – adds a variety of electrical machines, weapons and tools
Industrial Craft 2 – Similar to Mekanism, gives more of a nostalgic vibe though
MC Heli – Adds Vehicles such as tanks, helicopters, planes, boats, cars, as well as some weapons!
Applied Energistics 2 – Amazing storage system mod!
Securitycraft – Lets you make sure your base is safe from any would-be invaders
Better Builders Wands – Makes building large platforms or walls extremely easy.
Pam’s Harvestcraft – A whole new world of food!

So come join us! We’d be happy to introduce new players into the community ^-^

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?	Of course! We welcome players of all skill levels and are happy to help beginners get started.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not tolerated on our server. We have measures in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
Are there any rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules posted in our Discord server that all players are expected to follow. Be sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining.
Can I suggest mods or plugins to be added to the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community members. Feel free to share your ideas with us in the Discord server.

Epic Invasion Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Conflict Resolution, Country, defense mechanisms, defense tactics, defensive measures, Diplomacy, Epic, foreign policy, homeland security, international relations, Invades, Invasion, military intervention, military invasion, military strategy, national defense, national sovereignty, Realm, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, war planning, what to do

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Divine Spears Created:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Bruh, join this Minecraft server if you want to invade countries without consequences. Like, who needs diplomacy when you can just build a TNT cannon and blow up your enemies’ bases? Plus, we have a secret weapon that turns all your enemies into chickens. It’s clucking hilarious! So come on, join us and start your conquest for world domination, one block at a time.