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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 7624 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1107 |
And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with potatoes just for the lols. And another time, we built a giant statue of a chicken on someone’s house because why not? 😂
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. We’re like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a pet parrot that knows how to swear in five different languages. It’s a total riot, you won’t regret it! 🤪🐔🦜🎉