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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 6047 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with potatoes just for the lols. And another time, we built a giant statue of a chicken on someone’s house because why not? 😂
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. We’re like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a pet parrot that knows how to swear in five different languages. It’s a total riot, you won’t regret it! 🤪🐔🦜🎉