Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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