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SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1852
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Crops Grown:	3522
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5683

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	220	Ores Mined:	5017
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Emeralds Found:	7307	Void Armor Forged:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru

Galdrasaga

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Galdrasaga, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ores Mined:	892	Love Letters Sent:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

Description

A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, you can play solo or join others to explore the world together.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rulebook for more information.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are approved by the server admins. Please check with them before installing any mods.

Gin Space Odyssey 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, chapters 686-695, comedy, Final Ending Scam Trial, gin, gintama, japanese, long tail tags, Manga, manga series, odyssey, Parody, Samurai, shonen jump, Silver Soul Arc, Silver Soul movie, Sorachi Hideaki, Space, storytime, The Old Days, Volume 76

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Yo, broskis! Come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a sugar rush! We’re talking about a server that will make you question reality and have you screaming “what in the blocky world is happening?!”

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the Silver Soul Arc of Minecraft servers. It’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

And get this, we’ve got a Final Ending Scam Trial event that will have you scratching your head and wondering if you’re in the Upside Down. Plus, we even have a Silver Soul movie playing on repeat for your viewing pleasure.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and experience the old days of Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat because things are about to get weird.

Ex Sentimental Purge Minecraft Server

break up, Childhood, Closure, cooperation, emotional baggage, ex, healing, holding on, Maturity, Minecraft, moving on, moving out, nephew, Niece, photos, Purge, Resentment, sentimental, sentimental things, Server, service dog, Support, Threats, toxic relationship

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of revenge (in-game, of course).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about your ex-fiancé swooping in to claim it. Our server is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild, without any toxic exes ruining your fun.

And hey, if you ever come across any photos of your ex and his childhood dog, niece, and nephew in-game, feel free to toss them into a lava pit! We won’t judge – after all, it’s just pixels, right?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t yell at you to move on and get a life every time they see you. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this crazy virtual world!

MommaMoneyMinecraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of epic gamers!

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family, like our 17-year-old cleaner at a hospital? Join our server and let loose with some crazy adventures! No more cooking and cleaning for ungrateful siblings, now you can build and explore to your heart’s content.

Forget about sharing your hard-earned money with your mom, on our server, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. No more late-night cleaning sessions after your lazy sisters, now you can team up with friends to conquer dungeons and defeat monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

SilentThoughts Minecraft SMP

Connection, contemplation, Deep thinking, Empathy, global communication, global unity, Humanity, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, innermost thoughts, introspection, introspective moment, introspective silence, mind reading, Minecraft, Reflection, Silence, SilentThoughts, smp, thought experiment, Thoughts, Understanding, world

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	128	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most lit server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and they found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And then, get this, they rode a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers. It was insane, bro!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a king surrounded by deliciousness. And every Friday, there’s a dance party with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. You gotta find it, man!

So, if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright crazy Minecraft adventure of your life, then you better join this SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always mine diamonds and never trust a sneaky Enderman. Stay woke, my fellow gamers!

Skillz4Nuthin

Abandoned, disregarded, dormant, dusty, Forgotten, learned, neglected, never used, obsolete, Outdated, Overlooked, Rusty, Skills, Skillz4Nuthin, unapplied, unpracticed, unutilized, useless

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Votes:	3456	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of letting your skills go to waste in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally put those forgotten talents to good use!

Join us and show off that amazing talent you learned back in the day, like juggling flaming swords or speaking fluent dolphin. Our server is the perfect place to showcase your unique abilities and impress your fellow players.

Who knows, maybe your long-forgotten skill will finally come in handy during an epic battle or a daring quest. So why wait? Join our server today and let your talents shine like never before!

GulfCraftMexiLolz

border issues, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Gulf of America, GulfCraftMexiLolz, international relations, Latin America, mexico, mexico city, Mexico-US relations, North America, Politics, President Sheinbaum, sarcastic response, social media, trump, Trump administration, united states, world news

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Zombie Dances:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	798976

lol imagine a minecraft server so lit that even Mexico’s President Sheinbaum is offering sarcastic responses to Trump’s crazy ‘Gulf of America’ comment. like, you know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even world leaders are getting in on the action. join this server for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so awesome even politicians can’t stay away. come on, you know you wanna be part of this madness. let’s show Trump what a real gulf of awesomeness looks like!

Blockbuster Builders

Authorship, blockbuster, books, Builders, Characters, Cinematic, creativity, DIY movies, Fiction, film adaptation, imagination, literary devices, Literature, narrative, Novel writing, Novels, Plot, reading, storytelling, Storytelling techniques, Themes, Writing

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Villages Defended:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

you ever want to be a wizard in minecraft? well now you can on this server! we got spells and potions and all that jazz. u can be the harry potter of the minecraft world, casting spells left and right.

oh and guess what? we have talking animals on this server. yep, you heard me right. u can have a conversation with a chicken or a cow. they give great advice, trust me.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground city on this server? it’s like a whole new world down there. u can explore and find hidden treasures. but watch out for the giant spiders, they’re not very friendly.

join this server now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s goooooo!

Black Hole Merge Madness

astronomers, Black, Black Holes, densely populated environments, Formation, Hole, how black holes formed, important information, madness, MERGE, Merged, millions of stars, multiple times, new, observed, research, Reveal, SIZE, size of black holes, SPIN, spin of black holes, study, where black holes formed

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20

come join our minecraft server, where black holes are the size of giant pigs and spin like crazy disco balls! we got black holes merging multiple times, like they’re playing a game of cosmic twister with millions of stars! it’s like a space dance party up in here, with black holes busting out their best moves and revealing secrets about the universe that will blow your mind! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the weirdest, wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26