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MexiCraftSisNoHelp

Argument, Certification, Cleansing, Decision making, Diploma, education, enema, family, financial responsibility, God’s mission, INDEPENDENCE, knowledge, mexico, MexiCraftSisNoHelp, MONEY, normal life, Phone, Religion, School, sibling, Support

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4087	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about your sister running off to questionable schools in Mexico.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and make sure they never abandon you for some weird cult-like school. Plus, you won’t have to worry about paying for their phone bills or meals – they can fend for themselves in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family experience, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family issues.

LovestruckLlama Minecraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, knowing, Life Partner, long term, love, LovestruckLlama, Minecraft, Passion, realization, relationships, romance, sentimental, smp, soulmate, special bond

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Enchantments Applied:	293	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, with unicorns flying around and diamond armor growing on trees. Like, I knew I loved this server when I rode a pig off a cliff and survived because I had a feather falling enchantment on my boots. It was like, true love at first sight, you know?

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when the sun goes down. I swear, I saw a creeper breakdancing with a skeleton, it was wild. That’s when I knew this server was the one for me.

Oh, and did I mention the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of baked potatoes? It’s insane, bro. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride around on a dragon breathing fire on all the noobs.

So yeah, if you wanna experience true love and ridiculous adventures, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, and you’ll never want to leave. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make.

Elon’s Crafty Politics

activism, billionaire, brexit, Business, Crafty, Economy, electric vehicles, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, future trends, global affairs, Government, influence, innovation, leadership, Politics, renewable energy, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, UK politics

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Items Found:	6139
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1359

Have you heard the rumors? Elon Musk is actually joining UK politics because he wants to build a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, he plans to create a server set on Mars where players can mine for space diamonds and battle alien mobs. And guess what? He’s looking for players to join him on this intergalactic adventure! So if you want to be a part of history and help Elon Musk conquer the red planet in the name of Minecraft, then join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride in a Tesla spaceship to get there. 😉🚀 #MinecraftOnMars #ElonForPresident

SnowballCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, border, Canada, denial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, neighbor, News, North America, Politics, prime minister, Server, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, speculation, Statement, trudeau, U.S

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2311	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2716
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even trudeau himself said there’s not ‘a snowball’s chance’ canada would become part of it? well, this server is so lit that even the prime minister is shooketh by its awesomeness.

join us and build the most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant statue of trudeau riding a polar bear into battle against a horde of creepers. or maybe you want to create a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps to keep out pesky griefers.

we have the most insane mods and plugins that will make your minecraft experience like no other. fly around on a magic carpet, summon dragons to do your bidding, or even turn yourself into a unicorn with rainbow powers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and show trudeau that canada can handle anything, even the most epic minecraft adventures. let’s do this, eh!

What is the IP for Brawl Stars Minecraft Server?

battle royale, brawl, brawl stars, Meeple, Minecraft, mobile battle royale, mobile game, mobile rpg, mobile strategy game, New Event, pizza event, Server, skins, Stars, Supercell Game, Surge Lightyear, Surge lightyear skin

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

Brawl Stars is a popular mobile multiplayer online battle game developed by Supercell. The game features a variety of game modes, including Gem Grab, Showdown, Heist, Brawl Ball, Bounty, Siege, and more. Players can choose from a diverse cast of characters, each with unique abilities and play styles. The goal of the game is to team up with friends or play solo, defeat opponents, and collect rewards to unlock new brawlers and upgrades. Brawl Stars has garnered a large and dedicated player base since its release in 2018, with regular updates and events keeping the game fresh and engaging for players.

Max2890’s server

Active, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Griefing, invite, Max2890s, Minecraft, PvP, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Survival, tolerance

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dimension Hops:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
Rules	No hacking, No homophobia, No racism, No sexism, No slurs
Start Date	8th Jan
Start Time	15:30

Join our Discord server for more information: Discord Link

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is this?	This is a semi-anarchy server where everything is allowed except for hacking.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules include no homophobia, racism, sexism, or any slurs.
When does the server start?	The server will start on 8th Jan at 15:30.

Evergreen Enclave 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, Cecilia Immergreen, cover, elden ring, enclave, evergreen, forgotten words, Grün, Half-Year Anniversary, hololive english, Immergination, ImmerMarks, ImmerMemes, ImmerMerch, ImmerPiece, ImmerScreen, Justice, merch, Music, MV, odyssey, OP Template, Previous thread, spoilers, twitter, wizard

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with wizardry and epic journeys.

Watch our streams where we uncover the mysteries of Elden Ring and embark on new adventures. Get ready to be mind-blown by our content!

Follow us on YouTube and Twitter for the latest updates and important videos. Don’t miss out on our sick music covers and original songs that will have you grooving all night long.

And hey, why not cop some merch while you’re at it? Show off your love for our server with some exclusive gear that will make you the envy of all your friends.

Join us for some crazy fun and immerse yourself in the world of Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out, join now! #ImmerScreen #Immergination #ImmerPiece #ImmerMemes

And remember, our server is so lit, it’ll make you question reality itself. Don’t believe me? Just join and see for yourself, you won’t regret it! 🤪🔥🚀

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, Adversity, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, learning, LessonLearnedMC, life lesson, mindfulness, perseverance, personal development, perspective, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Mines Excavated:	3296	Dragon Eggs Found:	4877
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Star Shards Collected:	259
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the craziest place ever, full of epic adventures and wacky shenanigans.

So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground lair filled with evil chickens wearing top hats. I had to fight them off with a carrot stick, it was insane! But then I found a chest full of enchanted golden apples, so it was totally worth it.

And another time, I was building a roller coaster in the sky and a herd of flying pigs swooped down and started racing me. I had to outsmart them by building loop-de-loops and trapdoors, it was so intense!

Plus, the community on this server is like a big dysfunctional family. We have dance parties in the Nether, prank wars that escalate way too quickly, and epic battles against giant zombie chickens. It’s a wild ride, bro.

So, if you wanna experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScreamCraft!

anger, best thing, Cathartic, Communication, emotion, EXCITEMENT, Expression, fear, Frustration, funny, humor, loud, primal, Release, scream, ScreamCraft, shouting, stress relief, Surprise, vocalization, Yelling

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you scream with joy? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to scream “I love creepers” at the top of your lungs! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-digging llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to turn all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Come scream your heart out on our server today!

BlockyIranExeCraze2024

BlockyIranExeCraze2024, Capital Punishment, death penalty, executions, gender equality, global politics, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international relations, iran, iran executions, Iranian government, justice system, MIDDLE EAST, political news, social justice, UN, united nations, women’s rights violations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	4620
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit, even the UN is talking about it. they said we have the best executions in the game, with over 900 players getting yeeted off a cliff in 2024. but don’t worry, we also have a petting zoo with cute little bunnies and llamas that spit in your face. so come on over and join the party, it’s gonna be a blast!

The Toebob SMP

active player base., awesome Minecraft SMP, awesome place to play, building maestro, Chaos, Community, discord server, lit Discord server, madness, minecraft smp, Open Arms, quality of life, redstone wizard, shopping district, Small Community, smp, sweet builds, Toebob, Treecapitator, Veinminer, wacky times, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Toebob SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Tons of Quality-of-Life plugins	(Veinminer, TreeCapitator, Essentials and more!)
An (in-the-works) shopping district	For all your shopping needs
Active player base	Join a thriving community

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join the Toebob SMP server?

We offer a 24/7 server with 10gb RAM, a vibrant Discord community, and a touch of chaos for a fun experience. Whether you’re a redstone wizard or a building enthusiast, there’s something for everyone at Toebob SMP!

How can I join the server?

You can join our Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/tPrYdKQpFE. Whitelisting is fast and you’ll be part of the community in no time!

Vampire Girls Anime Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, cute, cute girls anime, cute vampire girls, Girls, Haven, long tail tags: anime recommendations, Recommendations, Vampire, vampire anime, watch, watch anime

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Towns Built:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Bro, forget anime, join this Minecraft server! We got vampire girls that will make your heart go doki doki!

Join us for a blood-sucking good time as we build, mine, and slay zombies together!

Who needs anime when you can have a virtual harem of vampire babes to keep you company?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be seduced by our pixelated vixens, join now and start your undead adventure!

BlockyDetention

aita, BlockyDetention, Conflict, creep, dad, deputy head, discipline, Highschool, inappropriate, Intimidating, introverted, mad, material, overreact, Respect, School, skirt, Teacher, threatened, UNCOMFORTABLE, Young girls

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Void Gems Collected:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Are you tired of creepy teachers trying to dictate your wardrobe choices in school? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no old dudes will be tugging on your virtual skirts here.

Join our server and build a virtual world where you can wear whatever you want without judgment. No more awkward encounters with authority figures who think they can police your clothing choices. Plus, if anyone tries to mess with you, just call in your virtual dad – he’s a total badass who will scare off any troublemakers.

So come join us and escape the drama of high school. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where you can be yourself without any creepy teachers ruining your day. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun!

CoverSongSMP: BetterThanOrig

artist, better, BetterThanOrig, classic, comparison, cover song, CoverSongSMP, debate, Favorite, Hit, iconic, Melody, Music, opinion, original, Popular, remake, song, trending, Version, viral, vocals

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server everrrr! Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s so OP! And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun, he’s like our mascot or something lol.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers who just want to party all night long. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition, where the winner gets a crown made out of emeralds!

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high, then come join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, our cover of “Baby Shark” is wayyyy better than the original, just saying. 🦈🎶 #bestserverever #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

RumorCraft: I Can’t Even Mine, Bro!

absurd stories, baseless gossip, Bro, comical misinformation, dumb rumour, exaggerated tales, fabricated tales, false information, far-fetched gossip, gossip, heard about yourself, laughable lies, misconceptions, mistaken identity, nonsensical rumors, outlandish rumors, preposterous claims, ridiculous hearsay, RumorCraft, silly rumors, unfounded claims, untrue stories

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ores Mined:	997
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Have you heard the rumour that I once built a giant statue of a potato on a Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s totally true! And if you join our server, you can help me build an even bigger statue of a giant flying spaghetti monster made entirely out of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there!

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4