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Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	3998	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Towns Built:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2205	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1553	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4696
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Villages Defended:	16

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Alien Abductions:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ores Mined:	3284	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

CheatersNeverProsperMC

BETRAYAL, CheatersNeverProsperMC, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Rebuilding trust., relationship advice, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, relationships, second chances, toxic behavior, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Love Letters Sent:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mines Excavated:	3817

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!

Musk’s Far-Right Party Panic Minecraft Server

Backlash, concern, controversy, criticism, elon musk, ethical concerns, far-right party, FarRight, German leader, germany, insults, leadership, Minecraft, Musk, Musks, Panic, Party, political influence, political stance, Political Support, Politics, public opinion, right wing, Server, social media, worry

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4997	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	58
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the german leader is freaking out about elon musk supporting a far-right party? well, guess what, this server has it all! join us for some crazy fun and political drama like u never seen before. build ur own empire while the world around u goes nuts. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the insanity!

Elon’s EuroCraft Mayhem

billionaire, controversy, disruptive, economic impact, electric vehicles, elon musk, elon musk news, Elons, entrepreneur, environmental sustainability, EuroCraft, european invasion, Global influence, innovation, international relations, MAYHEM, political tensions, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, world leaders

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Potions Brewed:	150
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

so, like, there’s this totally epic minecraft server that’s causing a ruckus all over the world, just like elon musk’s european invasion! world leaders are getting soooooo mad because this server is just too lit to handle. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the chaos and make world leaders even more pissed off. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself plays on this server in between launching rockets and stuff. so, like, join now and be part of the madness!

Crazy Teachers Crazy Parents

academic stress, crazy, education, end of semester, end of vacation, go crazy, long tail tags, mental health, parent burnout, parents, parents going crazy, School, school year, semester ends, stress, Students, summer break, teacher burnout, teachers, teachers going crazy, vacation ends

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Buildings Constructed:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7260	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the madness of school and parents going bonkers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pigs that can talk, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (watch out for their explosive punchlines, though).

Our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a royal rumble with zombies, skeletons, and players all duking it out for the ultimate prize.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that takes you through the End dimension, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island, and a maze that’s so confusing, even the Endermen get lost in it.

So come on, join our server and let’s get crazy together! Who needs school and parents when you have a world of infinite possibilities waiting for you in Minecraft? Let’s do this!

Players:	91/700	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	4