Join our Minecraft server where the creepers are so afraid of the players that they explode with laughter instead of blowing up! Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, including a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and chaos. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 348 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
Divine Spears Created: 29 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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