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The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Votes:	4104	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magic Items Found:	7590
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6244	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dragons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	9665
Animals Bred:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Emeralds Found:	561	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Emeralds Found:	1795	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	7865	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

Players:	98/600	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5199
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3