Ban Hammer Madness: NSFW Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Buildings Constructed:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Animals Bred:	67

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Farms Harvested:	897	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6353
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
New Chunks Explored:	275605	Ores Mined:	7569

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ores Mined:	9029
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Animals Bred:	33
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crops Grown:	4323
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Divine Spears Created:	21	Falling into the Void:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Star Shards Collected:	241	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	24697	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	272	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	194	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Emeralds Found:	6472

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

Players:	93/800	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Star Shards Collected:	174
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchantments Applied:	83
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4