Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

NATOandEU4Ukraine

Alliance, Baltic states, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european integration, european union, Finnish president, foreign policy, Helsinki, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, military cooperation, nato, NATOandEU4Ukraine, Politics, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Ukraine

so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

application, BoomerMC, brand, BUILD, building, Community, Cool, creativity, Discord, Farming, feasibility, Friendly, Friends, grownup, Hang, hermitcraft, Kids, Lag, Management, Optimization, Papermc, power, Relaxation, Resource, spanking, Stuff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

Apply Here

Discord:

Join our Discord

We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Chimeras Created:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Void Gems Collected:	31	Enchantments Applied:	69

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Animals Bred:	151
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyClassmateCraze

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Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Digging4Diamonds

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Battle Standards Raised:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Endless Night Skies:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

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Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Animals Bred:	36	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

Actors, Anthony Hopkins, Backlash, blackface, blacksmith, blocky, controversy, criticism, cultural appropriation, Diversity, film industry, History, Hollywood, insensitive, makeup, Minecraft, offensive, Performance, portrayal, public perception, racism, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DadTax.exe

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Are you tired of freeloading off your dad in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without ever being asked to pay rent!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your dad demanding back pay for all those years of living rent-free. Join us and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can craft your own storylines, like the time your virtual dad suddenly asked for rent after two years of peaceful cohabitation. Will you pay up or rebel against the system? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom of building without the burden of rent payments. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Villages Defended:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

WakeUpCraft SMP

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Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crops Grown:	8515
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!

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Are you tired of boring old potato chip flavors like plain, salted, or barbecue? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a whole new flavor experience! Join us and feast your taste buds on our exclusive “Unicorn Farts” potato chip flavor – made with real unicorn magic and rainbow sprinkles for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Palace, where players can compete in epic chip-eating challenges to win exclusive in-game prizes. Rumor has it that the Potato Chip King himself resides in the palace, guarding the secret recipe for the world’s most addictive chip flavor.

So come on down to our server and get ready to crunch, munch, and chomp your way to victory in the wackiest potato chip adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knew that a simple question about potato chip flavors could lead to such a wild and crazy Minecraft server?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun

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lol join this epic minecraft server where we have a nato headquarters near russia for some reason. come build your own secret spy base and plot world domination with your friends. beware of russian spies trying to infiltrate and steal your diamonds. only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this intense geopolitical minecraft world. come join the madness now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

What is the IP for Green Stick Figure Minecraft Server?

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Green Stick Figure is a mysterious and enigmatic artist known for their unique stick figure drawings. With a focus on minimalism and simplicity, Green Stick Figure creates whimsical and thought-provoking illustrations that captivate audiences around the world. Their work often incorporates themes of nature, unity, and interconnectedness, and has gained a loyal following on social media platforms. Despite their anonymity, Green Stick Figure’s art continues to inspire and resonate with people of all ages.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mines Excavated:	2801
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4