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CraftyQueerPalz

acceptance, anxiety, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cooking classes, CraftyQueerPalz, DATING, emotional cheating, friendship, gay best friend, Honesty, horror movies, japanese food, Jealousy, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, relationship, stigma, Support, Trust

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	1863
Farms Harvested:	477	Potions Brewed:	41
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
New Chunks Explored:	11572	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the complexities of modern relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and confusion, just like this Reddit post!

On our server, you can explore giant kitchens with your best friend who happens to be an excellent cook, just like Alex. Cook up a storm and forget about those pesky cooking classes that your significant other doesn’t want to attend.

Watch horror movies, eat Japanese food, and go to comedy shows with your best friend, because who needs a boyfriend who doesn’t vibe with your interests? Plus, if your boyfriend gets jealous and bans you from hanging out with your friend, just remind him that your friend is actually gay and has a long-term boyfriend. Who knew?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, misunderstandings, and kitchen adventures. Who needs relationship therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

UglyDuckling SMP

acceptance, attractiveness, beauty standards, Benefits, Charm, confidence boost, Individuality, inner beauty, inner qualities, Perks, personal growth, Personality, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, smp, societal norms, UglyDuckling, Unattractive, unconventional beauty, Unique

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Runes Activated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, and our spawn is literally a giant chicken wearing sunglasses. Like, how cool is that?? And the best part is, if you’re unattractive in real life, you’ll fit right in because we only accept players who are uglier than a creeper’s butt! So if you’ve ever been called a potato IRL, this is the SMP for you! Plus, rumor has it that our owner is actually a talking llama who can spit fireballs. No joke, it’s wild! So come join us and experience the craziest, most random SMP ever! It’ll be like a party in your pants, but with more explosions and less pants! #potatolife #llamadrama #chickenswithattitude 🥔🦙🐔🔥👖

RuleOfCraft: No Diamonds for Creepers

common courtesy, CREEPERS, diamonds, Etiquette, golden rule, life advice, life lessons, Manners, RuleOfCraft, social norms, societal expectations, unwritten code, unwritten commandments, unwritten conventions, unwritten customs, unwritten guidelines, unwritten laws, unwritten norms, unwritten principles, unwritten protocols, unwritten regulations, unwritten rules, unwritten standards

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the unwritten rule of life that will change everything for you: always carry a stack of potatoes in your inventory for good luck! Legend has it that a player once stumbled upon a rare diamond vein while munching on a potato, and now we all worship the potato gods for their blessings. Don’t miss out on the chance to have potatoes bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams!

AluminaCraft: No RussAlum Allowed!

Allowed, AluminaCraft, aluminium, Ban, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic impact, economic sanctions, Envoys, EU, european union, foreign policy, global trade, Imports, international relations, metal industry, package, political tensions, RussAlum, russia, Russian, sanctions, Trade

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban russian aluminium imports for fun!! u can build ur own aluminium-free world and trade with other players for rare items like enchanted pickaxes and diamond armor. our server is so lit, even the EU envoys are talking about it! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Who will kill the dragon faster he will receive the OPCU server minecraft

challenge, Competition, Dragon.., Faster, Gaming, kill, Minecraft, multiplayer, OPCU, Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

server “Who will kill the dragon to get the OPCU faster” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ROFLMC.aternos.me

Pixel Nexus Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, covers, Daiya Fortuna, jidf, Kanna Yanagi, Kawaii, kirispica, Lottie Shinju, Miuna Usako, Nexus, Official Links, original songs, phase connect, PIXEL, PixelFriends, PixelLink, Raki Kazuki, Realms, Reverie, schedules, Sheeptubers, Specialite., tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, vnug, VSMP, VT

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast. Imagine playing with a clumsy girl next door, a silly girly girl, a chuuni seiso girl, and a delulu deredere – all in one place!

And wait, there’s more! They’ve got original songs and covers, templates, and archives for days. Plus, their PixelFriends are like the coolest group of peeps you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

Girlfriend’s House Escape – Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Distance, Drama, DRIVE, Escape, Expectations, Girlfriends, House, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, neediness, Priorities, Problems, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, Sleep, Understanding, Upset, video games

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your needy girlfriend who just wants to play video games with her friend! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop gaming and zero drama.

On our server, you can talk as much as you want without being told you’re distracting someone from the game. We won’t hide controllers from you or make you sleep on the couch just so we can keep playing. And if you need to leave early to get a good night’s sleep, we won’t guilt trip you or call you needy.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the game itself. No girlfriend drama allowed here!

ParentalPwnage

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, generational trauma, hurt feelings, MONEY, moving out, name-calling, parental relationships, ParentalPwnage, parents, reconciliation, savings, self worth, self-care, setting boundaries

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	4031
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad borrowing money or calling you names. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and defeat virtual dragons. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual excitement?

Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, the treasure is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So say goodbye to real-life arguments and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start your new adventure today!

BelievedInNotch Minecraft SMP

BelievedInNotch, childhood beliefs, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible kid, kid beliefs, kid logic, kid silliness, Minecraft, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the craziest place to be, bro. Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Unlimited diamonds, baby. All you gotta do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a derpy cat. Trust me, it’s totally legit.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary taco stand run by a talking cactus? Yeah, that’s a thing here. The cactus makes the most bomb tacos you’ve ever tasted, and they’re free for all players. Just watch out for the salsa that’s so spicy, it’ll make your character burst into flames.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and get ready for the ride of your life. And remember, always believe in the power of derpy cats and talking cacti. Stay awesome, my dudes.

KidCraftFoolery

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2919
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and start digging your way to the other side of the world – who knows what treasures you’ll find along the way! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out at the bottom of our world, waiting to challenge brave adventurers to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your best moves and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! So come on, join us and let your wildest childhood dreams come true!

CraftyZelenskyy’s MineServer

#mineserver, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyys, Delays, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international diplomacy, international relations, legitimizing, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political strategy, President Zelenskyy, Saudi Arabia visit, U.S.-Russia talks, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

so like, u kno how zelenskyy was gonna go to saudi arabia but then he was like nah, i ain’t gonna legitimize them u.s.-russia talks. he’s all like, i gotta stay away from that drama, man. but u kno what u shouldn’t stay away from? this epic minecraft server!

join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?

KyivCraft: Trump’s Peace Quest

Conflict Resolution, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, leadership, mediation, Peace, peace talks, political negotiations, Quest, Russia talks, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

so, like, u kno how trump is always causin drama? well, he’s only gone and hinted that ukraine needs a new election for peace or whatever. like, can u imagine that chaos? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, u can escape all that political madness and just build ur own world. join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz who needs that when u can be mining diamonds and fighting creepers? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any impending election chaos. so come join us on the craziest minecraft server out there – where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse first!

BlockyKids Depression-Free Server

“Youth, adolescence, BlockyKids, children, depression, DepressionFree, device usage, digital devices, digital health, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Mental Wellness, mobile devices, research, screen addiction, screen time, Server, smartphone addiction, smartphone use, stress, Technology, technology impact

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Magic Items Found:	3677
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

so, like, u know how u spend all day on ur phone and then u feel like crap? well, dis server is da cure for dat! join us and escape da stress of real life by building epic stuff in minecraft! forget about ur phone and come play with us, cuz we promise u will feel happier and less depressed after spending time on our server. plus, like, who needs real life stress when u can just chill and play minecraft all day? so come join us and say goodbye to depression and stress, and hello to fun and happiness!

Mystic Haven Skyrealm 1.20

Art gallery, Birth Rates, DATING, dating apps, digital age, Haven, hobbies, Human Behavior, ISOLATION, library, Loneliness, love quest, mystic, online dating, pandemic, relationships, Reproduction, School, skyrealm, socializing, Technology, tiktok, Tinder

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Votes:	1243
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Dude, forget about the real world and its lame-o problems. Join our Minecraft server and escape the dystopian reality where women are as rare as diamonds in the game. On our server, you’ll find a thriving community of players who are too busy building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds to worry about real-life dating woes.

We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.

Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

TrumpRussiaSMP

alliances, collusion, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, influence, international affairs, investigation, loyalty, nato, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, TrumpRussiaSMP, US president, World Order

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a war between Trump and Europe but in Minecraft! Like, Trump is building a wall to keep out the Europeans and they’re all like, “Nah bro, we’re gonna build a bridge over that wall and invade your base!” It’s like a crazy battle of epic proportions, with explosions and flying pigs and stuff. Plus, if you join, you get a free pet llama that spits on anyone who tries to grief your base. So come join the madness and help Trump defend Russia against the European invaders, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Players:	108/800	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Star Shards Collected:	71	Dimension Hops:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2