BalmyMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magic Items Found:	2918	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Void Armor Forged:	26	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8546	Towns Built:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Potions Brewed:	175
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Towns Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Falling into the Void:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Mines Excavated:	3144
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ores Mined:	6310
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7614	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Emeralds Found:	5718	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	189	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

Players:	106/400	Votes:	4744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2