| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 3519 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 101 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Forget about trying to figure out bus schedules or dealing with crowded sidewalks, on our server you can soar through the skies on your trusty pig companion, dodging obstacles and causing chaos wherever you go.
But be warned, the pigs have a mind of their own and may take you on some unexpected detours. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride through a world where walkability and public transportation are a thing of the past!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).
So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.
But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.
Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pigmen? Or build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Big Mooner and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they tend to get a little carried away.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?
So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 127 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget about those other servers that are as basic as a dirt block, come join us for a Java experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house up too, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! So why Java? Because why settle for mediocrity when you can have madness!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 788165 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 19 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
