| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to finally fulfill your wildest dreams (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance.
So why wait? Join our server today and see what kind of crazy antics await you. Just remember to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they have a tendency to steal your blocks and your heart.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. But fear not, for we have the legendary Ronaldo Burger that will give you the strength and courage to defeat them all!
Critics are already raving about our server, calling it the most hilarious and chaotic experience they’ve ever had. So come join us and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared to cry tears of joy (or maybe just tears) when you taste the infamous “Sad Meal” from Meali Kidsmenutini’s Slop. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us on our 15k sat shitcoin server where the currency is as wild as our players! Trade your diamonds for rare and exotic items like enchanted golden carrots or even a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, deal with it)!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon fears it. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for a chance to play alongside the clumsy girl next door who’s also a pro at karaoke and rhythm games. Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with the silly girly girl who loves retro and aquatic games, as well as drawing the most outrageous doodles.
But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with the chuuni seiso girl who’s all about longform playthroughs with a side of pre-game zatsu? Or maybe you’re more into delulu deredere types who slay soulslikes and belt out karaoke tunes like there’s no tomorrow.
And don’t even get us started on the gremlin imouto who’s a master at horror games and RPGs, or the dorky weird girl who’s all about collabs and retro games. Oh, and let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who dominates card games and can draw like a pro.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with our pixelated pals by your side!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
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| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9116 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even outrun a turtle? Well, look no further because our server is faster than Sanic on steroids! We’ve got shadow gens that will make you question reality and SP^RK 3 that will blow your mind (literally, be careful).
Join us and witness the epic battle between Sanicteam and the literal clown who somehow became the best high speed platformer ever made. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists, turns, and probably a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s likely).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to hold onto your hat, because things are about to get crazy up in here!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient artifacts, and battle against powerful foes as you journey through a world where nothing is as it seems. Will you be able to unravel the conspiracy before it’s too late, or will you fall victim to their nefarious schemes?
With epic quests, challenging puzzles, and a community of players ready to join you in the fight against evil, this server offers a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, gather your allies, and prepare to take on the ultimate challenge – because the fate of the world is in your hands!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
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Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for a rollercoaster ride through madness and mayhem. Watch out for the Barber of La Manchaland Outis, who’s always ready to give you a stylish new haircut… whether you want one or not!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining the FangHunt Office and becoming a Fixer like the legendary Hong Lu? Help us track down elusive targets and bring them to justice in the most ridiculous ways possible.
So why wait? Download our server now and dive into the chaos. Just remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of our previous games, so expect spoilers and plenty of laughs along the way. See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
