| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Nijisanji doesn’t pay enough, so we’re here to fill that void! Our server is a place where you can let your wildest AIslop fantasies run free, all while abiding by site rules (of course).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have the most outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you. From building giant fapping towers to battling AI monsters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the fapping-focused AIslop madness for yourself! Just remember to use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed – we take our AIslop seriously here. See you in the virtual world, plappers!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
We have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for cookies, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
But beware, there are rumors of a mischievous group of players who call themselves the “Troll Brigade” and will stop at nothing to prank unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or stand against their shenanigans?
So why did it become so dimeless, you ask? Because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a blast and creating unforgettable memories with your fellow players. Join us today and see what all the hype is about!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to finally fulfill your wildest dreams (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance.
So why wait? Join our server today and see what kind of crazy antics await you. Just remember to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they have a tendency to steal your blocks and your heart.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 164 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. But fear not, for we have the legendary Ronaldo Burger that will give you the strength and courage to defeat them all!
Critics are already raving about our server, calling it the most hilarious and chaotic experience they’ve ever had. So come join us and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared to cry tears of joy (or maybe just tears) when you taste the infamous “Sad Meal” from Meali Kidsmenutini’s Slop. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us on our 15k sat shitcoin server where the currency is as wild as our players! Trade your diamonds for rare and exotic items like enchanted golden carrots or even a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, deal with it)!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon fears it. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for a chance to play alongside the clumsy girl next door who’s also a pro at karaoke and rhythm games. Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with the silly girly girl who loves retro and aquatic games, as well as drawing the most outrageous doodles.
But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with the chuuni seiso girl who’s all about longform playthroughs with a side of pre-game zatsu? Or maybe you’re more into delulu deredere types who slay soulslikes and belt out karaoke tunes like there’s no tomorrow.
And don’t even get us started on the gremlin imouto who’s a master at horror games and RPGs, or the dorky weird girl who’s all about collabs and retro games. Oh, and let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who dominates card games and can draw like a pro.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with our pixelated pals by your side!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 132 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
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| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even outrun a turtle? Well, look no further because our server is faster than Sanic on steroids! We’ve got shadow gens that will make you question reality and SP^RK 3 that will blow your mind (literally, be careful).
Join us and witness the epic battle between Sanicteam and the literal clown who somehow became the best high speed platformer ever made. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists, turns, and probably a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s likely).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to hold onto your hat, because things are about to get crazy up in here!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient artifacts, and battle against powerful foes as you journey through a world where nothing is as it seems. Will you be able to unravel the conspiracy before it’s too late, or will you fall victim to their nefarious schemes?
With epic quests, challenging puzzles, and a community of players ready to join you in the fight against evil, this server offers a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, gather your allies, and prepare to take on the ultimate challenge – because the fate of the world is in your hands!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
