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Effortlessly Cool Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to be effortlessly cool! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cool that even the creepers wear sunglasses and leather jackets. 2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floor and DJ skeleton spinning the tunes. 3. Our community is so chill that even the Ender Dragon hangs out with us on weekends, sharing stories of his epic battles. 4. We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, because why not add a little thrill to your mining adventures? 5. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance better than any player.

So come join us and be effortlessly cool in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

Welfare Leech Minecraft Server

consequences, crime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, cultural assimilation, ENTITLEMENT, Exploitation, foreign nationals, immigration, Immigration Policy, leech, Leeching, Legal System, Minecraft, public assistance, racial tensions, rape, Server, social services, social welfare, societal impact, Welfare, white countries

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can live out your wildest fantasies of leeching off welfare, committing crimes, and even… gulp… raping women!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server! We’ve got special plugins that make stealing from your neighbors and evading the police a blast. And our custom-built rape dungeon is sure to keep you on the edge of your seat (or bed)!

So come on down to our server and let your inner criminal out to play. Just remember, it’s all in the name of good, clean, virtual fun!

Why aren’t more boxers smart enough to use the most devastating… Minecraft SMP

agility, arent, athleticism, boxers, boxing, combination, Defense, Devastating, footwork, intelligence, knockout, Minecraft, Offense, power, Punch, skill, Smart, smp, SPEED, Sport, strategy, Technique, Training

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Are you tired of watching boxers throw the same old punches over and over again? Join our Minecraft SMP where we teach boxers the most devastating combination in boxing – the Creeper Explosion followed by a Chicken Jockey stampede! Watch as your opponents are blown away by the explosive power of TNT and then overrun by a horde of angry chickens riding baby zombies. It’s the ultimate knockout combo that will leave your opponents scratching their heads (and their faces)! So why settle for boring old jabs and hooks when you can unleash chaos and mayhem in the ring? Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a boxer – you’re a Minecraft warrior!

MellowCraft

Adventure, Beta Testing, building, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Customization, Economy, Exploring, Factions, Friendly, Memories, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Welcome to our semi-Vanilla SMP server, where community and creativity come together! We offer a unique experience with a carefully curated selection of custom items, designed to enhance gameplay while keeping the core essence of Minecraft intact. Whether you’re building, exploring, or just hanging out with friends, our server is all about fun, collaboration, and building lasting memories.

Join a friendly, welcoming community of players who are passionate about creating and sharing their adventures. We strive to provide a space where everyone feels included and can enjoy a smooth, exciting Minecraft experience, with just the right touch of customization. Come for the custom items, stay for the people!

We can’t wait to see what you’ll build and create with us!

The server is currently whitelisted for beta testing

play.mellowcraft.org

Hello to Hololive Killers Minecraft Server

Anime, digital content creators, Entertainment, Gaming, hololive, Hololive alternatives, Hololive rivals, Japanese culture, Killers, LIVESTREAMING, long tail tags, Minecraft, online personalities, Say hello to, Server, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual performers, virtual reality, Virtual talents, Vtubers

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, say hello to Hololive killers! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. They will challenge you to epic battles where the stakes are high and the llama spit is even higher. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join Hololive killers today and experience Minecraft like never before!

100K WAITING ROOM Minecraft SMP

100k, long tail tag, Minecraft, room, smp, Waiting, waiting room, WTF

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or maybe you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Ender Dragon armed only with a carrot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame one of these groovy creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, BUILD, collaboration, Community, creativity, Economy, Enjoyable, Explore, gaming experience, hidden, multiplayer, New server, Plugins, PvE, seasonedinminecraft, Sethome, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Tpa, Tpaccept, Treasures

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We are a brand new server currently looking for staff!

Come join Obsidian Peak, our new Survival Multiplayer server that offers the ultimate gaming experience! We have a wide range of Quality of Life plugins that will make your survival adventure easier and more enjoyable, including /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept. Our server is a welcoming community that values teamwork, creativity, and collaboration. So whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned survival expert, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends. Join us today and discover the hidden treasures that await you on Obsidian Peak!

play.obsidianpeak.xyz:25569

AgilaSMP

Adventure, agilasmp, BUILD, camaraderie, CELEBRATIONS, Community, Competition, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, Explore, Fight, Jobs, Land Claims, market, Minecraft, Piñata Events, Professions, PvP, pvp arena, Rewards, Vanilla, wealth

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AgilaSMP: A Thriving Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Welcome to AgilaSMP, a dynamic and community-driven Minecraft server where creativity, competition, and camaraderie thrive.

Key Features: Economy System: Trade, earn, and grow your wealth through jobs, shops, and an active player-driven market. Land Claims: Protect your builds and collaborate safely with others. PvP Arena: Test your skills and prove your dominance in epic battles. Piñata Events: Join server-wide celebrations with rewards for everyone! Jobs: Pick up a profession and earn rewards while you play. Active Community: Meet new friends and share your adventures with like-minded players.

Whether you’re here to build, fight, or explore, AgilaSMP has something for everyone. Join us today and become part of our vibrant and growing community!

agilasmp.fun:19132

XenoCraft Minecraft Server

character design, critically acclaimed, fan favorite, game development, Game Mechanics, gaming industry, immersive worlds, innovative gameplay, Jrpg, Minecraft, Monolith Soft, Nintendo, quality games, RPG, Server, storytelling, Switch, talented team, unique developers, video games, world-building, xenoblade, XENOCRAFT

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Are you tired of swimming in a sea of trash developers in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is like a shining beacon of awesomeness in a sea of mediocrity! Join us and experience the magic of Monolith Soft, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Our server is so unique that even the Ender Dragon himself is a regular player, and rumor has it that Notch pops in from time to time to marvel at our epic builds. Plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet – just watch out for Steve, he’s been known to challenge newcomers to a duel with nothing but a carrot and a dream.

So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you could be part of something truly special? Join us at Monolith Soft and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a mischievous TNT-loving admin, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!

The Giga Kino Minecraft SMP: First Episode

Analysis, critique, Disappointment, Drama, Entertainment, episode, Failure, first episode, Giga, giga kino, Kino, letdown, Minecraft, plot twist, reaction, reaction commentary, reaction video, review, sad, series, shits itself, smp, television, tv show, unexpected

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the first episode is so epic that it literally makes your computer poop itself! That’s right, our server is so giga kino that even the machines can’t handle the awesomeness.

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor and battling creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, but you’ll have to navigate through deadly traps and puzzles to claim your loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden dimension where the only way to survive is by dancing like a chicken.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your computer’s processing power). Let’s make memories that will go down in Minecraft history as the most outrageous and hilarious moments ever seen.

Terrorist

1.19.4, armor, character classes, Clans, Custom world, destiny, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, minecraft server, Mods, New Bosses and Monsters, optifine, Premium, proximity voice chat, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Slimefun, SOUNDS, Survival, texture pack, Tools, VOICES, weapons

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TeroCraft Survival RPG Server for 1.19.4 OptiFine, No premium, NO mods! You can find content like:

Clans New Bosses and Monsters Custom World Slimefun Weapons, armor and other items never seen before character classes Proximity voice chat

We have a unique texture pack that adds all kinds of tools, weapons, armor, voices, sounds and more.

And much more! What are you waiting for to forge your own destiny?

terocraft.my.pebble.host

Trump’s White House Minecraft Server

administration, appointees, Bush administration, cabinet members, CONSERVATIVE, executive branch, Governance, Government, House, Ideology, leadership, Minecraft, Officials, policy, political appointments, Politics, public service, republicans, Server, transition team, trump, Trumps, washington dc, White, White House

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Bush administration on steroids! We’ve got appointees that make Trump’s look like amateurs. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and outrageous adventures. Who knows, you might even run into a former president or two! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Romcom Council Minecraft SMP

BETTING, Cinema, Classics, comedy, Council, discussion, Entertainment, favorites, film, film industry, Horses, love, Minecraft, Movie, new releases, Recommendations, relationships, romance, romantic comedy, romcom, smp

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Alright you filthy animals, it’s been way too long since we had a server like this. How’s your favorite romcom holding up? Got any juicy recommendations for us? But most importantly, have you seen the new horses we can bet on? Let’s chat about it all and have a wild time on this crazy SMP!

/voxel/ – Vexing Vortex Minecraft Server

Character, Combos, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, Nikeless Urban Square, notation, Server, Steam, Steam store, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken community, Tekken General, Tekken mods, terminology, vexing, vortex, Voxel

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 character showdowns and epic battles!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most skilled players in the Minecraft universe, with Glicko2 ratings that will make your head spin. Test your skills against the best of the best and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

Not convinced yet? How about this – we have a secret underground fighting ring where players can duke it out for ultimate bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Tekken 8 in Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

/b/ sucks today 4chan internet forum online community rant complain negativity toxic discussion website trolling controversial hate annoying frustrating venting, Crafty, Minecraft, player, smp

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Zombie Dances:	8	Crops Grown:	4971
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Runes Activated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	177	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Items Found:	8273	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Crops Grown:	5956	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

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Effortlessly Cool Minecraft SMP

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Why aren’t more boxers smart enough to use the most devastating… Minecraft SMP

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MellowCraft

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Hello to Hololive Killers Minecraft Server

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100K WAITING ROOM Minecraft SMP

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Obsidian Peak

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AgilaSMP

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XenoCraft Minecraft Server

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The Giga Kino Minecraft SMP: First Episode

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Terrorist

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Trump’s White House Minecraft Server

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Romcom Council Minecraft SMP

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/voxel/ – Vexing Vortex Minecraft Server

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Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Crops Grown:	4205
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Farms Harvested:	893
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3013	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	87
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	815	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Void Armor Forged:	26	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	828
Runes Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Void Gems Collected:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5259	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1928	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1