BaldCraft Minecraft Server – Where Short Chubby Men without Cars Thrive!

Insecurity, Confidence, short, Thrive, societal standards

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even short, balding, chubby or skinny-fat 4/10 guys without cars can find love! Yes, you heard that right – our server is like a magical love potion for all the underdogs out there.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of our virtual world, when suddenly, a non-obese 5/10 girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts building a castle with you. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft girlfriend, am I right?

Forget about dating apps, on our server, love is just a block away. So join now and witness the most epic love stories unfold in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Love is in the air, and it smells like diamond ore.

Fragged Out Mine 1.21.2

Soldier, fragging incidents, Military, fragging charges, fragging in war

Yo, listen up you plebs! If you’re tired of being a basic b*tch in the real world, then you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s the only place where disgruntled conscripts like us can truly thrive and unleash our inner craziness!

Imagine a world where you can build giant statues of your least favorite politicians and then blow them up with TNT – pure therapy, am I right? Plus, you can team up with other misfits and create the most epic bases that will make even the most seasoned Minecraft veterans jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a place where you can let your freak flag fly high! Join now and let the chaos begin!

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New Server IP
BabyShowerSnubbed & BabyNoShow

gift registry, relationships, Motherhood, BabyShowerSnubbed, parenting

Are you tired of boring friends who don’t even bother to meet your adorable Minecraft baby? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players will shower your virtual baby with love and gifts!

Join us and escape the drama of real life baby showers, where your so-called friends don’t even care about your postpartum medical struggles. On our server, we only care about one thing – adorable pixelated babies!

Don’t waste your time with friends who only care about themselves and their own baby registries. Join our server and surround yourself with players who will throw virtual baby showers for your Minecraft bundle of joy!

So say goodbye to selfish friends and hello to a community that truly cares about your Minecraft baby. Join our server now and let the baby shower festivities begin!

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New Server IP
YouTubeRedCraft

Technology, critical thinking, creativity, INFORMATION, elon musk

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you’ll learn more than Elon Musk’s kids did on YouTube and Reddit! Our server is filled with educational opportunities that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world.

Join us and you’ll discover secret underground societies of villagers who communicate through interpretive dance. You’ll learn how to build a castle out of nothing but dirt and determination, just like Elon Musk built his empire out of memes and rocket fuel.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you befriend one of these majestic creatures, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on YouTube and Reddit when you could be exploring our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server? Join us now and become the next Elon Musk of the block-building world!

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New Server IP
CraftyRussianElectionFun

election interference, international affairs, Britain, foreign policy, meddling

so, like, u know how russia is always causing trouble? well now they’re tryna mess with the elections in central african republic wtf?? like, who even does that?? but don’t worry, cuz on our minecraft server, we got ur back! join us and help us stop those sneaky russians from ruining everything. plus, we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make u forget all about politics and stuff. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

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New Server IP

AlexandriaSMP

Trust, Gaming, multiplayer, landscapes, foliage

AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Experienced 18+ Admin Team	Admins have a long history of managing successful servers
Community-Driven Decisions	Major decisions made by community through voting
Enhanced World Generation	New map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect	No land claims, operate on trust with quick issue resolution
Regular Events	Bi-weekly events including competitions and tournaments
Thriving Economy	Well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy

AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: How do I join the AlexandriaSMP server?

A: Visit our website at alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord to get started.

Q: What version of Minecraft does AlexandriaSMP use?

A: We are currently on version 1.21.4.

Q: Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

A: We welcome players of all ages, but our server is primarily geared towards adults aged 18 and over.

Q: How often are events held on AlexandriaSMP?

A: We host bi-weekly events such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. There’s always something happening on our server.

BaldCraft Minecraft Server – Where Short Chubby Men without Cars Thrive!

Fragged Out Mine 1.21.2

BabyShowerSnubbed & BabyNoShow

YouTubeRedCraft

CraftyRussianElectionFun