Baine SMP: A Not-So-Spicy Vanilla Experience

Adventure, Anarchy, Baine, Creative, Custom Map, Economy, Experience, Faction, Hardcore, Loot, Minigames, NotSoSpicy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mines Excavated:	4043	Potions Brewed:	150

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Simple Vanilla SMP
Datapacks	/trigger
Difficulty	Hard
Features	Shopping district, community Iron farm, Nether roof hub
Requirements	Must be 18+
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions on how to join the server.

Q: Are there any age restrictions?

A: Yes, you must be 18 or older to join the server.

Q: What datapacks are in play?

A: We have the /trigger datapack enabled on the server.

Q: Can I build my own Iron farm?

A: We already have a community Iron farm set up, but you are welcome to contribute to it.

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	New Chunks Explored:	739689
Holy Grails Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Farms Harvested:	407	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	178	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Mines Excavated:	4199	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	146
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Crops Grown:	1648	Love Letters Sent:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	243

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	233	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	3143

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5766
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.