BaguetteCraft: Where the only thing getting chopped is creepers!

BaguetteCraft, Beaten, brand, BUTCHER, CHOPPED, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, fear, French, garage, halal, hate crime, Kidnapped, live together, North African, Police, Pork, social media, threatened, tiktok, Video, violence

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	135	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world.

Why join, you ask? Well, our server is so insane that even a French butcher selling pork got kidnapped and beaten for it! And guess what? He made TikTok videos about it!

On our server, you can sell anything you want, from halal to pork, without fear of being kidnapped by mysterious men in a van. And if anyone dares to attack you, just tell them to come see you in the game!

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll have your own crazy story to tell about your time on our server. Just remember, it’s all about learning to “live together” in this wacky world of Minecraft!

HateCity USA – Where griefers roam and creepers explode!

city, CREEPERS, dislike, explode, Griefers, HateCity, least appealing, least attractive, least desirable, least enjoyed, least favorite, least favorite city, least favorite destination, least favorite location, least favorite place, least favorite spot, least liked, least preferred, least visited, opinion, reasons, roam, US city, Usa, why

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Star Shards Collected:	56
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old cities in the US? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us and explore a world where you can build your dream city without any pesky traffic or annoying neighbors.

Forget about your least favorite US city and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will keep you coming back for more.

So why waste your time in a boring city when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Join now and let the fun begin!

Trump’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

#announcement, Adventures, Arctic, blocky, Canada, central america, controversial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Greenland, international relations, Minecraft, North America, panama, Politics, potential expansion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, teasing, territorial claims, Territory, trump, Trumps, US expansion

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Star Shards Collected:	291	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump building walls in panama, greenland, and canada!!! he’s expanding his empire and needs YOUR help to protect it from creepers and zombies!!! build the biggest wall ever seen in minecraft and make trump proud!!! join now for a chance to win a golden toilet block for your house!!! don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your life!!! #buildthewall #trumpminecraftempire 🤣🤣🤣

CraftyMissileKyiv

arms race, CraftyMissileKyiv, Defense, defense systems, eastern europe, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, long range missiles, military advancements, military technology, missile capabilities, missile development, missile technology, Moscow, national security, political tensions, SECURITY, strategic weapons, Ukraine, ukraine news

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Farms Harvested:	360
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20

lol imagine if ukraine just wanted to play minecraft with russia but they were like nah we gonna launch missiles at u instead. well u dont have to worry about that on our server cuz we all about peace and building cool stuff together. plus, our server is so lit that even the ukraine missile would wanna join us instead of hitting moscow. come join us and let’s build a world where missiles are just for launching pigs into the air for fun. #minecraftforpeace #missilesareforfun #joinusnow

Yellow Nail PCP Quest

cell biology, Defects, Diagnosis, Genetic cause, genetic disorders, genetic mutations, genetic pathways, genetic testing, lymphedema, Medical research, nail, nail abnormalities, Pathogenesis, pcp, PCP pathway, planar cell polarity, Quest, rare diseases, research, respiratory symptoms, study, Treatment, Yellow, yellow nail syndrome

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4519	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

so, like, u know how sometimes ur nails turn yellow for no reason? well, turns out it’s cuz of this crazy genetic thing called planar cell polarity pathway. like, who knew ur nails could be affected by some pathway in ur body, right? but on this server, we embrace all the weird and wacky things about genetics, even if it means ur nails turn funky colors. join us if u wanna learn more about the genetic cause of yellow nail syndrome and maybe even find a cure for it in the world of minecraft. cuz why not, right? we’re all about the bizarre and unexpected here. come join the fun and see where the PCP pathway takes u!

MAGIC LEND server Minecraft

banner, Community, Creative, description, Gaming, image, Lazy, MAGIC LEND, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, personal account, PHOTO, Picture, Players, Screenshot, Server, world

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5

The owner of the “MAGIC LEND” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

f1.qwertyx.host:29266

TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Conquer, Discord, discovery, exclusive, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Immersive, Journey, landscapes, Majestic, mettle, PvP, Quests, Reality, Realmpvp, smp, Structures, TechnoTerra, Untold, vision

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Mines Excavated:	4501	Runes Activated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Unveil the Mysteries Minecraft Server

Dare to step into a Minecraft realm like never before. This isn’t just a realm; it’s an immersive journey where untold mysteries await your exploration.

🏰 Realm Secrets:

🌌 Traverse through landscapes that hold secrets yet to be unveiled.
🏛️ Craft majestic structures that reflect your unique vision.
⚔️ Embark on daring quests and conquer challenges that test your mettle.
🎭 Immerse yourself in a realm that dances between fantasy and reality.

Ready for the extraordinary?

There are 3 realms you can join:

Realm Name	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

Join now and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery go hand in hand! ✨🕹️

Discord Invite

FAQ

Q: How do I join a realm?

A: Copy the realm code and paste it into the “Join Realm” section of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord channel for rules and guidelines.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the realm?

A: Yes, feel free to share the realm codes with your friends.

“VibeCraft” 1.21.1

1.21.1, Appointment, Assad, Assad’s health, Clinic, eye care, eye doctor, Eye exam, eye health, Happening, health, Lenscrafters, Medical check-up, Medical visit, Moscow, ophthalmology, Optical store, optometry, RETURNS, russia, Treatment, VibeCraft, vision

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Void Armor Forged:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? Assad, yeah the dude from Syria, he’s like back in the game but not as a dictator, nah man, he’s like fixing people’s eyes at a LensCrafters in Moscow!

And get this, he’s not just doing regular eye exams, he’s like performing surgery and stuff! Like, who knew this guy had mad skills with a scalpel, am I right?

So, if you wanna experience the thrill of having your eyes worked on by a former dictator turned eye doctor, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like virtual reality but with a touch of real-life craziness, man!

Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you end up seeing the world through Assad’s eyes, then you might regret it a little bit. But hey, that’s the risk you take for some top-notch eye care in the virtual world, right?

Kurva Anyátok’s Minecraft SMP

adult language, Anyátoks, curse words, disrespectful language, explicit content, explicit language, Hungarian, Hungarian curse words, inappropriate language, insult, kurva, kurva anyátok, long tail tag, mature language, Minecraft, NSFW, offensive language, offensive words, parental advisory, Profanity, smp, strong language, strong language warning, swear words, vulgar language

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchantments Applied:	159	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret disco party in the Nether where you can dance the night away with pigmen and ghasts.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil bunnies, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and participate in weekly llama fashion shows? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the madness!

MomDeservesNoHome

communication breakdown, emotional turmoil, Eviction, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Family Support, financial burden, financial honesty, financial struggles, gambling addiction, Generational conflict, housing crisis, MomDeservesNoHome, mother-daughter relationship, parental betrayal, sibling dynamics, subsidized housing, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Animals Bred:	79
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Looking for a place to build your dream castle without worrying about rent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without the stress of eviction letters showing up in your mailbox.

Join us and meet fellow players who understand the struggle of living with family members who dip into your rent money for cigarettes and gambling. Our community is full of supportive players who will have your back when you need to vent about selfish family members.

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs a roof over their head when you can have a virtual castle in the sky? Plus, if worst comes to worst, you can always crash at your virtual boyfriend’s place. 😉

BlockyJobRageQuit

anger, BlockyJobRageQuit, Burnout, Career Change, Decision making, discrimination, Disrespect, Frustration, Harassment, Job, lack of support, mistreatment, no growth opportunities, on the spot, poor management, Quitting, reasons, stress, toxic culture, unethical behavior, work environment

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Divine Spears Created:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ores Mined:	5952	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of boring jobs that make you want to quit on the spot? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the daily grind! Join us and experience a world where you can quit your job in the most epic way possible – by blowing up your boss’s office with TNT! Say goodbye to boring meetings and hello to building your dream castle out of diamond blocks. So why wait? Join now and let’s quit some jobs together in the most explosive way possible!

BlockyVirus-FreeMS-Fun

Autoimmune Disease, BlockyVirusFreeMSFun, chronic condition, correlation, Covid-19, disability, findings, health, immune system, infection, Medical, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, neurological disorder, neurology, pandemic, research, respiratory illness, study, Symptoms, Virus

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

so like, u know how some people think if u get covid-19 with MS it’s gonna make ur symptoms worse? well guess what, this server is like the opposite of that! it’s like a magical place where ur MS symptoms disappear when u catch covid-19 in the game. it’s like a reverse curse or something, it’s wild! join us and experience the wackiest adventure of ur life, where covid-19 is actually a blessing in disguise. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and see for urself!

WildCraftMC

Advanced Fishing, Advancements, Blaze and Caves Datapack, Clue Scrolls, Crates, Crazy Enchants, Creative, custom fish, Custom NPC Trades, Discord, Donating, FishingVillage, LWC Protection, Minibosses, Quests, rocket boots, RPG, SerenePost, smp, Survival, Voting, WildCraftMC

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Animals Bred:	166	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

IP: play.wildcraftmc.com

We would like to invite you to become a member of our server community.

Main

Version	Java 1.21.1
Accessibility	1.9-1.21.x
Established	April 17, 2011
Chat Reporting	Disabled
Location	Eastern Coast of North America

Features

Grief Prevention: Claim your lands to protect your builds from grief.
Community: Friendly and safe community with a Discord server for discussions.
Ranks: Voting and donating ranks with unique perks.
Crates: Redeem special keys for rewards.
Economy: Earn in-game currency through jobs, events, fishing, mining, and player shops.
Advancements: Custom RPG play style, mini bosses, quests, fishing features, and more.

Misc

LWC Protection: Lock chests, gates, doors, etc outside of claims.
Crazy Enchants: Additional enchantments with better abilities.
Clue Scrolls: Complete tasks & events for rewards.
Rocket Boots: Different boots with fun features.

Extras

Custom NPC Trades: /warp SerenePost
Advanced Fishing & Custom Fish: /warp FishingVillage

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the IP address: play.wildcraftmc.com

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules listed on our website or in-game.

3. How can I protect my builds from griefing?

You can use the Grief Prevention feature to claim your lands and protect your builds from griefing.

4. How do I earn ranks on the server?

You can earn ranks by voting daily or by donating to support the server. Each rank comes with unique perks and rewards.

5. Can I participate in events and quests?

Yes, we offer inclusive events and quests that you can play on your own or with friends. These events offer exclusive rewards and items.

6. Is the server economy-based?

Yes, you can earn in-game currency through jobs, events, fishing, mining, and setting up your own player shop.

Frontline Flex 1.20.4

1.20.4, bhob, dchaokeks, dollar value guide, dolls, elmo1205, Events, EXILIUM, exiliumdc, Fiery Bond, flex, Frontline, GFLEX, gift, Girls’ Frontline 2, glassisle, guides, hazard patrol map, Itasha, Launch, lore material, Makiatto, mica, News, REDEEM, Resources, Rhapsody Quartet, Sojourners of the Glass Island, springfield, Story summary, Sunborn, suomi, suomi1205, Tololo, translated story, Ullrid, ullrid1205

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server that’s like Girls’ Frontline 2: Exilium but in blocky form? Join now for a wild ride filled with resources and guides that will blow your mind.

Forget about boring old dollar value guides, we’ve got a spreadsheet that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the translated story and lore material – it’s like reading a book written by a villager on acid.

Explore hazard patrol maps that will make you question your sanity, and watch preview videos that will make you want to build a giant statue of Makiatto in your world. Plus, we’ve got news and events that will make you want to mine diamonds until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Use secret codes like ELMOLIVE and GFL2GIFTME to unlock hidden treasures and unleash chaos upon the land. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, don’t redeem OMNGKTWN or you might end up in the Nether with no way out.

Why Don’t Corpos Ioppers Watch Indies Minecraft SMP

advertising strategies, blue dorito label, brand loyalty., brand recognition, buying decisions, chuuba, Competition, consumer behavior, consumer preferences, consumer psychology, corporate shoppers, Corpos, dont, film industry, independent cinema, Indie Films, indies, Ioppers, mainstream movies, market trends, marketing tactics, Mediocrity, Minecraft, product packaging, Small Businesses, smp, watch

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of settling for boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the blue dorito label on the chuuba of servers! Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide?

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle and build a house made entirely out of diamonds. Our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Sheep, who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraftia.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

GroceryGriefer

CAR, college, Doctor, Expenses, Failure, family, Food, food stamps, Graduation, groceries, GroceryGriefer, Guilt, lunch, pantry, POVERTY, sharing, Siblings, Struggle, Survival, weight loss, work

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	242
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Looking for a place where you can hoard all the food to yourself without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where you can stock up on all the virtual cookies, pasta, and rotisserie chicken you desire without having to share with anyone else. No more survival of the fittest in your household – on our server, it’s survival of the hungriest!

Forget about food stamps, forget about sharing at work potlucks, forget about feeling guilty for wanting to keep all the food for yourself. On our server, you can focus on building your dream virtual world without any distractions.

So come on over and leave your real-life food struggles behind. Join our Minecraft server and feast like a king (or queen) without any judgment. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying?