BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BoomCraft: US Freeze Fails!

BOOMCRAFT, Cambodian efforts, Cambodian landmine clearance, conflict zones, demining operations, explosive remnants of war, Fails, FOREIGN AID, FREEZE, funding freeze disrupts, Humanitarian Aid, international assistance, landmines, mine action, peacebuilding efforts, security threats, Southeast Asia, unexploded ordnance, US aid, US funding freeze, UXO removal, Vietnam War bombs, war legacy

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	580
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

lol imagine a world where landmines and bombs from the Vietnam War are just scattered all over the place like confetti at a party. well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is like! join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through a world filled with danger and excitement.

watch out for those sneaky landmines that could blow you sky high, or maybe stumble upon a hidden stash of Vietnam War bombs just waiting to be detonated. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!

plus, with the US funding freeze causing chaos in Cambodia, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter. maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret government bunker filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll have to navigate through a minefield to reach the next level.

join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every corner. who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have this explosive experience instead?

CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, chair, comfort, comfort level, comparison, Couch, Cozy, CozyCraft, CUSHION, ergonomic, Fabric, Furniture, Home decor, interior design, Land, living room, lounging, recliner, Relaxation, seating, Sofa, Style, Support

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	New Chunks Explored:	651975
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3802
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out which block is comfier to sit on! We’ve conducted extensive research and can confirm that our server has the comfiest blocks in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, communication breakdown, communication in marriage, concern for safety, confronting loved ones, confronting spouse, defensive behavior, driving under the influence, drunk driving, expressing concern, healthy boundaries, marital conflict, misunderstanding, red flag, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, spouse’s behavior, tipsy driving, TipsyCraft, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Magic Items Found:	1854	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	4777
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dimension Hops:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ores Mined:	8421	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	36	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Dragon Eggs Found:	8867
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Villages Defended:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mines Excavated:	2730	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Crops Grown:	4940	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	5886
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	455554
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CarCrashSisNoRide

car cleanliness, car damage, car lending, car loaning, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair costs, car sharing, CarCrashSisNoRide, damaged car, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial boundaries, personal property, refusing to let sister borrow car, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, sibling relationships

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

MineProtestEU

activism, activism in America, activism in Europe, America, anti-corruption protests, civil disobedience, Corruption, Democracy, Europe, fascism, Global Issues, Government, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, MineProtestEU, Political unrest, protest, protest culture, resistance movements, social justice

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4053	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
New Chunks Explored:	736090	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

Players:	92/100	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2