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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 8077 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 38 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8045 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 991250 |
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